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re: What's your go to power move?

Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:59 am to
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:59 am to
Let people pull power moves on me and allow my brain to fully understand the naked patheticness of that person so that my regard for them is naturally and subconsciously lowered. I am then able to treat them with the lack of respect they've earned, which usually means I don't think about them much because I've moved on to more interesting people.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:01 am to
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:06 am to
I have really blue eyes. I always wear a bright blue tie or even a blue sport coat to accent them. It always draws attention and throws people off a bit. Women always notice them and comment. It works 100% of the time.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9255 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:07 am to
I usually grab one of the end seats at a crowded conference room table.

When the meeting begins, I try to keep the meeting on the agenda, and wrap as fast as possible.

Those are my go-to power moves.

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:07 am to
quote:

My power move was crying out in pain.

So you're into S&M, huh?
Posted by chongo
Member since Oct 2014
199 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I think you mean "ladder", idiot.


I think you mean "latter," idiot. (Note the comma inside the quote. We aren't British).
Posted by T Blair
Member since Feb 2013
409 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:14 am to
When I first walk into a room I size up my opponents for the alpha. Once I have determined who has alpha status I immediately work to break him down and exert my dominance. I generally begin by discussing employment and material possessions. If need be I will move the conversation to country clubs.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48256 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Finger in the butt


Still the best move. Shows dominance AND whimsy.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35341 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:15 am to
Belly to belly suplex after handshake
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27345 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

If need be I will move the conversation to country clubs.



What will you do when I shift the conversation to continental land holdings and horse breeding?

Always have a back up plan.
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2074 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:18 am to
Nothing against Trump but people that pull that handshake move are immediate douchebags in my eyes. Take it easy dude, I'm just trying to shake hands here.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20350 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:18 am to
I walk into the room, walk right up to them, whip out my big dick, and piss on their shoe.
Posted by T Blair
Member since Feb 2013
409 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

What will you do when I shift the conversation to continental land holdings and horse breeding?

Always have a back up plan.


Yeah, you pretty much lose alpha male status when someone mentions continental land holdings. There's just really not much of a high ground from there I have to say.
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:23 am to
quote:

What's your go to power move?



For Men, I wait until they have exhibited their power move, and smirk while giving a fully visible, but barely audible chuckle.

For Women, always go with the Thai Tuck Check, works every time.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102969 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:25 am to
When they extend their hand I stop...hesitate then look them up and down and with a very cautious look on my face relectantly grab their hand and shake while giving them the stink eye.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14329 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:26 am to
quote:

What's your go to power move? by BabyTac
with wimmen - it's the eyebrow lick - don't have one for the mens.
Posted by BayouBrawl
Junk Yard
Member since Aug 2012
1151 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:41 am to
I just walk right up and kiss them on the mouth. You'd be amazed at just how much that throws everyone off their game.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:45 am to
A firm manshake is sufficient

No need to portray myself as a douche from the start
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14786 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:45 am to
This board makes me chuckle. Half of you fricks' power move is to let your wife bitch you into submission.
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 11:49 am to
After the handshake, I ask, "what's worse than an Oklahoma tornado?" I then demonstrate the Texas Titty Twister and try to remove their nipples.
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