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re: What's your go-to move when you have to fart in public?
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:45 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:45 am to theunknownknight
Hold it in. Stomach growls and I say "Man I should have eaten lunch!"
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Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:49 am to craigbiggio
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:54 am to theunknownknight
Let it rip.... It's a normal body function..
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:57 am to theunknownknight
I walked into the exam room once to see my patient sitting there looking at me terrified, then the smell hit me. I backed out the door and acted like had been looking for someone and said excuse me a few minutes. Went to see another patient then returned to a clear room.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:00 am to theunknownknight
I'd ask my direct supervisor to pull my finger.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:01 am to theunknownknight
If you know one of the guys in there fart then make a big scene pulling out a $5 bill. Give it to him and yell, "damn man! I didn't think you'd actually do it!" Then walk out.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:03 am to theunknownknight
My main issue is in spin class, with someone right behind me and nowhere to go.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:03 am to theunknownknight
As a parallel strategy, my go to move when I'm holding a nice cold beer is to drink it.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:06 am to JOJO Hammer
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As soon as I saw the look on my wife's face I calmly said "ladies, I don't know who did it but I'm not taking the blame. You people can be discussing".
When I was teenager, my Dad would pull crap like that. We would be on an elevator standing behind some ladies and he would pinch her arse...she would look behind and he would scold me for the action and apologize to ladies for MY actions. Damn I miss that man.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:08 am to cuyahoga tiger
If there's anything I've learned from the OT it's this: never trust a stray dog, woman or a fart. Be careful. There are far worse things than excusing yourself for 1.5 minutes.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:16 am to RJL2
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Lift a leg and let it rip.
This. Establish your dominance over your co-workers.
This post was edited on 3/1/17 at 11:16 am
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:17 am to cuyahoga tiger
Posted on 3/1/17 at 11:38 am to SamuelClemens
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I walked into the exam room once to see my patient sitting there looking at me terrified, then the smell hit me. I backed out the door and acted like had been looking for someone and said excuse me a few minutes. Went to see another patient then returned to a clear room.
Now, that's talent. Farts so bad a medical professional backs down from a patient.
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