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What's your go-to move when you have to fart in public?
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:05 am
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:05 am
Like let's say a formal meeting with big wigs where you can't get away from the table and the big one's coming.
Do you try and squeak it out and ignore it or do you let it slide and pretend like you smell something outside?
In this scenario you can't walk it off.
Do you try and squeak it out and ignore it or do you let it slide and pretend like you smell something outside?
In this scenario you can't walk it off.
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Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:05 am to theunknownknight
Cough
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:06 am to theunknownknight
Hold it in.
At the grocery store with the GF, karate kick fart.
At the grocery store with the GF, karate kick fart.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:06 am to theunknownknight
Squint and scoot
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:06 am to theunknownknight
Lift a leg and let it rip.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:06 am to theunknownknight
Always take a pregame dump before a big game bro
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:06 am to craigbiggio
Don't you run the risk of forcing the fart out to loudly by coughing? Bold strategy cotton.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:06 am to theunknownknight
Bathroom
If not, sit in a chair
If not, sit in a chair
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:08 am to theunknownknight
Pretend to suffer a stroke. Farting is acceptable in those situations.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:09 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:10 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Like let's say a formal meeting with big wigs where you can't get away from the table and the big one's coming.
100% of the time in this situation, the right move is to fart loudly and confidently.
The aroma should be pungent and unforgettable as to establish proper dominance. You might walk away with a promotion if done properly.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:11 am to theunknownknight
I just crap myself and own it. Like a boss.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:20 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:21 am to theunknownknight
Depends on the situation. But I tend to blame someone else.
Years ago I was in an elevator with my wife. We were on out way down to the lobby. We stopped on the 11th of 12th floor while on the way down. 5 fairly attractive women got on the elevator. They were there for a bachelorette party. I let out one that was rotten. Funked up the elevator. As soon as I saw the look on my wife's face I calmly said "ladies, I don't know who did it but I'm not taking the blame. You people can be discussing". To this day my wife still believes it was one of the girls from the party.
Years ago I was in an elevator with my wife. We were on out way down to the lobby. We stopped on the 11th of 12th floor while on the way down. 5 fairly attractive women got on the elevator. They were there for a bachelorette party. I let out one that was rotten. Funked up the elevator. As soon as I saw the look on my wife's face I calmly said "ladies, I don't know who did it but I'm not taking the blame. You people can be discussing". To this day my wife still believes it was one of the girls from the party.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:23 am to theunknownknight
Test fart, then crop dust if I can smell it, let 'er rip if I can't.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:32 am to theunknownknight
Just let her rip and hope for the best. You never hold in a fart, thats where shitty thoughts come from.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:35 am to theunknownknight
Look at the guy next to me and say "damn, son".
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:43 am to theunknownknight
find a thin metal chair and rise up 1/8th" off it.
The sound will reverberate like a shot.
BLAP!!
The sound will reverberate like a shot.
BLAP!!
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