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re: What's This "Co-Sleeping" B.S.?

Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
492 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:34 pm to
Co-sleeping is a practice in which babies and young children sleep close to one or both parents, as opposed to in a separate room. Co-sleeping is better explained as a practice where two individuals sleep in sensory proximity to one another (the individual senses the presence of the other).

fricking dumb.........
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11213 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:34 pm to
It starts out by parents putting a crib in their bedroom when the baby is a newborn. Then the baby gets used to sleeping in the master BR with parents present. The baby won't sleep well or cries when the parents finally try to move him/her into the baby's room. The path of least resistance is letting the baby stay in the master BR.

Moving the kid only gets harder as the kid grows. If the parents weren't capable of moving an infant, then they aren't going be able to move a toddler. By then it seems normal and the kid continues to sleep in the parent's bedroom.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16534 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:35 pm to
frick that. My son is almost 3 and has never slept a night in our bed. If he wakes up at night, we walk him right back to his room
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

as in 'how the frick do you find bedding that fits


We found a retailer on your favorite website (rhymes with ShAnason) that sells decent Cali bedding.

quote:

god forbid you need a new headboard with that oddball king?'

The reason we have it is because we inherited a badass wood frame and headboard that is Cali king.

If it ever breaks, we're going standard king for sure.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Mcneese plate. Mommas don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies...well she is letting hers grow up to be a baby


I don't understand how anyone can think that it is healthy. What does a kid gain by sleeping with their parents as long as the parents allow it?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13548 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:37 pm to
Wife does not want to have sex with husband so she keeps the kid in there.

"Not tonight honey, Little Jimmy will hear"

Your coworker probably has a tiny penis and cannot last but about 15 seconds. Wife is probably getting all she can handle from the pool guy.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28361 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:38 pm to
That's stupid and horrible for child and parents.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21417 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:38 pm to
Dont see the problem really. Our youngest daughter would crawl in our bed late at night. I slept better knowing my entire (in-house) family was safe and secure, instead of getting up and checking on her. I got in the habit of sleeping on my right side and my wife slept on her left side. Daughter would just climb over and get between us.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

our coworker probably has a tiny penis and cannot last but about 15 seconds. Wife is probably getting all she can handle from the pool guy.



Probably true. I can't believe this is so common though.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Kids must not pick on other kids for the same reasons they use to. If someone found out another kid still slept in his parents bed, that kid would have gotten teased pretty hard.


I bet these co-sleeping kids are now the most popular. They lead the charge for more safe spaces on the playground and like to use the pronouns "They/Them/Their" instead of "he/him/his".

Our society is totally fricked.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:39 pm to
My sister-in-law was letting their 12 year old son sleep with her at least as late as last fall, and it may still be going on. The kid isn't very effeminate, but I've said many times he's pre-gay.
This post was edited on 5/4/17 at 1:41 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78081 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Wife is probably getting all she can handle from the pool guy.

my wife certainly is
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:40 pm to
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Dont see the problem really.


Seriously? You don't see a problem with kids sleeping full time in their parent's bed? How old is your daughter?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78081 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

You don't see a problem with kids sleeping full time in their parent's bed? How old is your daughter?


i dont see a problem with sleeping with my neighbor's daughter full time.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

i dont see a problem with sleeping with my neighbor's daughter full time.


Is she 7?
Posted by deanwelles
EBR Parish Prison
Member since Mar 2008
177 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:47 pm to
I had never heard of this until I overheard two women talking about it at work...
The first has a child entering 9th grade this fall. The whole family sleeps in the same room. Mom, dad, and two kids.
Second woman, both kids are young, like less than a year and then like 3. The kids and mom sleep in the same room. Dad sleeps in another room.
I genuinely believe this is how serial killers are made.
Posted by Smokezilla82
Member since Jan 2017
465 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:53 pm to
We have 3 children. 6, 5, and 2 years old. Not a single one of them has ever slept in our bed. Ever.

My step brother and his wife do the co-sleeping thing and it seems like a nightmare.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

letting their 12 year old son sleep with her


You would think that a kid who is 12 years old would be embarrassed to do that. Just the idea that it would look like I need my mom for everything would prevent me from wanting to do that.

I don't know, maybe its just me... But that's just weird as hell. Especially since thats around the time kids start learning about sex.. Kids start getting their dick hard around that age right? The idea of waking up in my mom's bed with morning wood...
Posted by Bareknuckles
Close, LA
Member since Mar 2017
152 posts
Posted on 5/4/17 at 1:58 pm to
yep kids a pussy, dad needs to grow a set of balls and let mom know he sleeping in his on bed.. Wonder if mom still breast feeds the little tyke?
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