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re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:55 pm to Tbonepatron
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:55 pm to Tbonepatron
That way we can all learn what not to do
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Posted on 4/26/16 at 1:04 pm to CCTider
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I'm a field guy, and have had to piss in a lot of random vessels. But I've never thought to piss in a plastic bag. I have posed in water bottles, and kept them in the floorboard until I found a trash can. But those won't leak.
I'm a field guy and simply pull over the the side of the road to take a leak.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 1:21 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
Previous job was at a private high school.
Had an English teacher come in one morning high as a kite. She brought her class outside to pick dandelions, color with chalk on the sidewalk, and read poetry.
All relatively benign activities until you factor in her erratic behavior and heavily bloodshot eyes.
Students in her class were calling the office saying, "Y'all need to come get her"
Had an English teacher come in one morning high as a kite. She brought her class outside to pick dandelions, color with chalk on the sidewalk, and read poetry.
All relatively benign activities until you factor in her erratic behavior and heavily bloodshot eyes.
Students in her class were calling the office saying, "Y'all need to come get her"
Posted on 4/26/16 at 1:24 pm to Tigeralum2008
while in the Navy the senior chief in charge of our Mess Div (cooks) came in at 3am on his offday and tore apart/cleaned the entire galley and kitchen by himself. Dude was the Usain Bolt of scrubbing that night. He was clearly tripping on something.
He "retired" shortly thereafter...
He "retired" shortly thereafter...
This post was edited on 4/26/16 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 4/26/16 at 1:29 pm to Tigeralum2008
We let a guy go last week.
Another guy was cleaning out the now empty office this morning and in the back of a desk drawer he found a very crusty golf towel and a half used jar of Vaseline
Another guy was cleaning out the now empty office this morning and in the back of a desk drawer he found a very crusty golf towel and a half used jar of Vaseline
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:36 am to Tigeralum2008
No pics of high English teacher? Sounds like a teacher who taught at Lee High years ago.
I had a professor at LSU who was so loaded during our final examination that he started rearranging the classroom furniture while we were testing.
I had a professor at LSU who was so loaded during our final examination that he started rearranging the classroom furniture while we were testing.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:56 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
quote:Friend of mine had an old hand-me-down car from his grandpa. Had a hole cut in the floorboard and had a funnel with long tube used to piss while on road trips. Nothing more civil than 4 or 5 dudes passing around a piss-riddled funnel to relieve themselves inside the automobile. Disgusting.
I'm a field guy and simply pull over the the side of the road to take a leak.
don't forget the wooden cork/stopper that would be shoved in the hole when funnel wasn't in use. After all you wouldn't want any road noise etc to disrupt the peaceful interior of the cabin.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 8:17 am to TexasTiger90
I borrowed a guy's stapler and tried to return it but I couldn't find him to return it. I heard later his desk had been moved to the basement.
He was pissed and muttered shite about me under his breath for a while afterwards until the office burnt down.
He was pissed and muttered shite about me under his breath for a while afterwards until the office burnt down.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:57 am to Salmon
I'm a field guy and I pull over to the side of the road to take a wiz. 
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:02 am to TexasTiger90
Guy watches the TV in his office and has the volume turned up high. Instead of watching news like most people, he watches movies all day; the strange part is he purposefully mispronounces actors' names. For instance, he'll blurt out 'Charming Tater' (for Channing Tatum)and laugh hysterically.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:05 am to LeMarteau
quote:I think I would laugh at this for a while. Something about people laughing at their own jokes gives me a serious case of the chuckles
For instance, he'll blurt out 'Charming Tater' (for Channing Tatum)and laugh hysterically.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:05 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
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Tchefuncte Tiger
odd bump
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:11 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
I'm glad that you bumped a 5 month old thread to discuss your pissing habits
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:44 am to OneMoreTime
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I'm glad that you bumped a 5 month old thread to discuss your pissing habits
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:01 am to TexasTiger90
Some of my crew members like to shite, consistently, in the woods..to the point that they take a roll of shite paper with them out to do work for the day. I'll see a cart parked over near a brush line or near the creek and just shake my head.
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 10:02 am
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:26 am to TexasTiger90
My NOLA office shares a floor and bathroom with another company. A guy who works at the other place uses the bathroom like this:
Same dude also doesn't close the stall door when he poos.
Same dude also doesn't close the stall door when he poos.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:29 am to TexasTiger90
My building has a gym in it for employee use. So the bathrooms on the bottom floor have showers in them in addition to urinals and stalls.
One day me and another guy both walk in the bathroom at the same time. One of the urinals is already taken. I take the other one.
The guy who walked in behind me (a coworker) walks into the shower, drops his pants and pisses into the shower drain...With 2 completely empty stalls.
Funniest thing I've ever witnessed.
One day me and another guy both walk in the bathroom at the same time. One of the urinals is already taken. I take the other one.
The guy who walked in behind me (a coworker) walks into the shower, drops his pants and pisses into the shower drain...With 2 completely empty stalls.
Funniest thing I've ever witnessed.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:30 am to BlackAdam
I often don't close the stall door when I pee, but my pants aren't around my ankles either.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:56 am to LSU Jonno
My boss sometimes pees without closing the door to the bathroom, and we have an older lady (office manager) sitting right outside the door. Guess he DGAF.
The bathroom out in the shop is where I go to drop a load, and the garbage can is always full of used shite paper. Surely the dumbasses don't do that at home.
The bathroom out in the shop is where I go to drop a load, and the garbage can is always full of used shite paper. Surely the dumbasses don't do that at home.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 11:02 am to Theboot32
Just saw it in my history for some reason and had to respond.
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