re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST

there's one story on here that i always laugh at when i think of it. it's total bullshite, but still funny

guy said that hes in the bathroom one morning and hears a guy talking on the phone from one of the shitters. guy comes out afterwards with a Popeye's Ripn Chicken He was takin a shite, talking on the phone, and eating a box of Ripn Chicken at the same time

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Wtf is 'a hot'??

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it is poorly written but don't act retarded

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it is poorly

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well he said the retarded shite twice... I've never heard someone refer to an attractive female by just saying "a hot", wtf is that shite? Show me a single example of someone doing this? And this cat does it twice in the same post

i learned a new one for ugly broads the other day from a co worker

crockadillapig

-an unusually ugly woman. A cross between a crocodile, a gorilla and a pig.

I used to work for a big computer company here in Houston and we had a lot of foreigners that worked there. We had one guy who would stand on the bowl of the toilet, squat, and shite from about 3 feet up. When the turds hit the water it would make a big KaSPOOLSH sound. We called him "The Mad Bomber". I kept waiting for him to slip and step in to the water but he never did as far as I know.

We had another guy, a typical sales guy who just wouldn't fricking shut up. He'd be on his cell phone every time you saw him. Even when he was taking a shite. I'm sitting in the stall one day and I hear him come in to the stall next to me, talking to some customer as usual. He sits down, starts shitting, still jabbering away. When he gets up to wipe, I guess he was holding the phone with his chin (this was back in the late 90s, pre-smart phone, when small phones were all the rage) and I guess it slipped and I hear a "plop" and he goes silent. I can see his feet under the stall, facing the toilet, you just know he was sitting there looking at his phone submerged amongst his turds. He sighs, says "frick it", and flushes. I couldn't help it, I started laughing my arse off. I didn't care that he heard me. He just wiped and left.
The next day I saw him with a new phone

So the same guy in mine has 2.
1. He only uses half of a little cup of creamer and puts the other half in the fridge and uses it the next day which is weird to me.
2. he cuts his finger nails like every 3 days and the noise drives me insane.

- I use to have a cube right next to a department that had all women working in it (I am not sexiest, I am just describing the situation). I would get to work about an hour before they came in, but there was this one woman who would always come in about 30mins early and go to her desk and talk to people on the phone.

She was loud as hell and would talk about her personal life. For about a week, she talked about how she was mad at her husband and wasn't having sex with him. And after a few days of him not talking to her, when he finally said something to her it was because he wanted sex and that made her even more mad. And she was so dramatic. It was Jerry Springer type shite.

- Then there was this other girl who would talk and talk and talk the whole day. She organized documents or something like that and she didn't have a desk or anything, her and someone else worked in this open area. And all day long she would talk about pregnant people or her boyfriend. I would bring headphones to tune it out, but it got to the point it was funny and annoying at the same time. There was another girl who evidently didn't like her at all and every once in awhile an argument would break out, but she eventually quit.