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re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:27 am to slackster
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:27 am to slackster
Forgot about this until today:
Had a teacher going through a divorce. He spent 6 months LIVING in his classroom. He would shower in the boys locker room before anyone got on campus but would sometimes be "spotted" walking back from the gym to his room.
Principal knew about it. They were friends outside of school. I think the principal felt bad for him and also thought it would help with the security of the school.
The teacher in question was a GREAT guy! I thoroughly enjoyed working with him and sharing an afterschool beer in his classroom.
Had a teacher going through a divorce. He spent 6 months LIVING in his classroom. He would shower in the boys locker room before anyone got on campus but would sometimes be "spotted" walking back from the gym to his room.
Principal knew about it. They were friends outside of school. I think the principal felt bad for him and also thought it would help with the security of the school.
The teacher in question was a GREAT guy! I thoroughly enjoyed working with him and sharing an afterschool beer in his classroom.
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:46 am to danilo
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quote: We just had someone fired for that about 2 months ago
How did he get caught?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL US HOW HE GOT CAUGHT! ITS THE ONLY REASON MOST OF US ARE STILL HERE!!!
Posted on 3/31/16 at 8:46 am to HornsLife
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We just had someone fired for that about 2 months ago
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL US HOW HE GOT CAUGHT! ITS THE ONLY REASON MOST OF US ARE STILL HERE!!!
AS OP, I DEMAND AN ANSWER
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 8:47 am
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:28 am to TexasTiger90
There's a guy I work with that annoys the shite out of me and he creeps out all of the women here.
Guy is mid to late 50s and works at the hospital doing maintenance. So basically he unclogs toilets and patches holes in the walls.
He will walk past my office door and just stand there staring until I look at him. Sometimes he will want to come in and talk and other times he will turn and walk off.
Every freaking day when I sit down to eat lunch, he would pop up in my office and stand right over me all in my personal space. I'd look up at him and say what do you want, then he's say something about whatever it is I'm eating. No joke, this was almost daily. Now I get up and close my office door when I'm about to eat lunch.
He's also been caught jerking off twice at work and IT found a boat load of porn on his computer. I honestly don't know how he hasn't been fired.
Guy is mid to late 50s and works at the hospital doing maintenance. So basically he unclogs toilets and patches holes in the walls.
He will walk past my office door and just stand there staring until I look at him. Sometimes he will want to come in and talk and other times he will turn and walk off.
Every freaking day when I sit down to eat lunch, he would pop up in my office and stand right over me all in my personal space. I'd look up at him and say what do you want, then he's say something about whatever it is I'm eating. No joke, this was almost daily. Now I get up and close my office door when I'm about to eat lunch.
He's also been caught jerking off twice at work and IT found a boat load of porn on his computer. I honestly don't know how he hasn't been fired.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 9:33 am to TexasTiger90
We have an ongoing problem at our office (about 30 people) that involves someone wiping boogers on the wall that is right beside the one urinal in the bathroom. It has been going on for years. We refer to this mysterious person as the "Booger Bandit." It's gotten so bad that our boss has pleaded publicly in meetings for whoever it is to please stop. Yet it continues to happen over and over again.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:21 am to Fly1010
this one dork clears his throat every 20 seconds or something, i think he has terrates
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:26 am to Jack Bauer7
One ex coworker used to make loud snorting noises constantly like he was clearing his throat thru his nose. Not a morning person, so like an ape I think he is trying to alpha the whole office.
So after much too long of this going on, I begin snorting louder immediately after he snorts...do it a few times more so he knows it's not a coincidence & there's a bigger alpha around him who is close to the edge of sanity.
Shortly after, the snorting stops. You know, the kind that sounds like someone is snoring & clearing their throat at the same time. You were never the alpha, & never will be. Never.
So after much too long of this going on, I begin snorting louder immediately after he snorts...do it a few times more so he knows it's not a coincidence & there's a bigger alpha around him who is close to the edge of sanity.
Shortly after, the snorting stops. You know, the kind that sounds like someone is snoring & clearing their throat at the same time. You were never the alpha, & never will be. Never.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:29 am to TexasTiger90
We have a guy who is at minimum a functional autistic who does mail delivery and whatever else is necessary based on his skills. He won't talk to anyone but himself even if you ask him a question in an elevator where he has nowhere to hide. He just puts his head down and has a conversation with himself out loud.
Some of the things people have heard him say:
"i wish he would stop talking to me I don't like him"
"He is fat" (then laughs loudly)
"It's not a good morning. I hate when people assume it's good."
What's worse is when he comes in the bathroom. If he goes to the urinal he will look to see your dick without shame. If he goes in the stall i am 90% sure he takes his pants off before sitting down and he stays there a minimum 45 minutes, flushing very often, while talking to himself.
He scares me
Some of the things people have heard him say:
"i wish he would stop talking to me I don't like him"
"He is fat" (then laughs loudly)
"It's not a good morning. I hate when people assume it's good."
What's worse is when he comes in the bathroom. If he goes to the urinal he will look to see your dick without shame. If he goes in the stall i am 90% sure he takes his pants off before sitting down and he stays there a minimum 45 minutes, flushing very often, while talking to himself.
He scares me
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:37 am to Jack Bauer7
We hired an Indian girl a few months back. The first day she showed up I noticed the bo smell. I thought, it's her first day, maybe she got in a hurry getting ready and forgot the deodorant. Then the next day she shows up in the same clothes as the day before and the smell was amplified. I have now realized she might shower once a week and she'll wear the same clothes as many as 4 days in a row. She has a PhD and does not know how to use a washing machine or soap! Every Monday we place bets on the over/under of how many times we'll see that outfit this week.
She also buys the Indian version of tv dinners and cooks them in the microwave in the break room. The rest of the day the whole office smells like curry, which is actually as bad as the bo.
She also buys the Indian version of tv dinners and cooks them in the microwave in the break room. The rest of the day the whole office smells like curry, which is actually as bad as the bo.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:38 am to Clark W Griswold
Several things at my office:
One employee when serving food on cake day or if we have a pot luck lunch, licks her fingers and goes back to serving food. It is widely known in the company and people will not eat anything she makes.
We have monthly meetings in the evening and they buy dinner for us. The next morning some employees, including the one above show up early with Tupperware containers to load up and bring home food. I shite you not its pretty damn sad. My thought is they need the food more than others obviously. We have had people take whole king cakes home with them. Yesterday we had leftover bags of chips and cookies from Jimmy Johns. Someone was caught putting the bags of chips and cookies in her purse.
One employee when serving food on cake day or if we have a pot luck lunch, licks her fingers and goes back to serving food. It is widely known in the company and people will not eat anything she makes.
We have monthly meetings in the evening and they buy dinner for us. The next morning some employees, including the one above show up early with Tupperware containers to load up and bring home food. I shite you not its pretty damn sad. My thought is they need the food more than others obviously. We have had people take whole king cakes home with them. Yesterday we had leftover bags of chips and cookies from Jimmy Johns. Someone was caught putting the bags of chips and cookies in her purse.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 10:45 am to Clark W Griswold
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"He is fat" (then laughs loudly)
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:22 pm to TexasTiger90
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Beet Farm Cousin Fricker
This is Dwight from "The Office". C'mon man!
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:26 pm to TexasTiger90
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Beet Farm Cousin Fricker
dude he was making a reference to Dwight from the office. It was a pretty popular show.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:38 pm to bigberg2000
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dude he was making a reference to Dwight from the office. It was a pretty popular show.
The second I read your post, it immediately clicked.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:40 pm to TexasTiger90
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:45 pm to bigberg2000
The drink machine in our office was $.25. This one lady and her son, who also worked there, would go in after the machine was filled and buy up half the drinks to bring home. They would be in the break room with a stack of quarters and cardboard boxes.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 12:50 pm to Sinister1
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As she was walking away he let out 1 last Moo and was fired for it.
I bet it was worth it.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:00 pm to WG_Dawg
It isn't just middle easterners who don't flush tp. Lots of underdeveloped countries don't have systems that can handle it, you'll clog everything.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:03 pm to TexasTiger90
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This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:14 pm to OneEyedWillie
quote:BO is bad but curry is amazing, so you clearly have bad opinions.
The rest of the day the whole office smells like curry, which is actually as bad as the bo.
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