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re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:48 am to Chili Davis
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:48 am to Chili Davis
quote:
You're all gonna run 'til you get polio."
My coach had 'fatboy' running after practice. There was no problem shaming anyone. I was 5 foot 10, 175 pounds and was a guard. I had to run, that and our starting halfback. I never understood.
the prior coach (a huge a-hole) one time picked up a portly fella by his fat rolls and held him up. Proclaiming him as an embarrassment.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:48 am to PawnMaster
After I dropped a pass, he said, "I bet if it was gonorrhea you would catch it."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:50 am to PawnMaster
This one time, our coach had sex with a 17 year old student and got sentenced to 7 years in jail.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:50 am to madmaxvol
"Now playing left end: Stoner!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:50 am to AUjim
quote:
Everybody sh*ts out of a meat a%%hole!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:55 am to PawnMaster
Some guy drove by our practice one time and yelled hey or something at our coach. He goes, oh man y'all that was ole Jimmy. You don't wanna be like Jimmy, he smokes that hippy lettuce.
Also about this time of year, when it was 1000 degrees outside he'd always say "It's snowin in St. Francisville!"
Also about this time of year, when it was 1000 degrees outside he'd always say "It's snowin in St. Francisville!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:56 am to Danny Woodhead
When we played Bantam we had a coach that would make us fight against the other team to "toughen us up"
We would huddle up, he'd be there smoking his Pall Malls with a raspy smokers voice that smelt like an ashtray and call the play..... Kick the persons arse in front of you on hut and dont stop still the whistle blows......ready break, and we had to fight whomever we were lined up against.
We would huddle up, he'd be there smoking his Pall Malls with a raspy smokers voice that smelt like an ashtray and call the play..... Kick the persons arse in front of you on hut and dont stop still the whistle blows......ready break, and we had to fight whomever we were lined up against.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:57 am to PawnMaster
Missing a block, assignment, etc. - "If you were any stupider you wouldn't know it" and occasionally "You're so dumb you got lost falling out your Mom's pussy"
I remember a QB who wouldn't get right up under center and he said -"Put you hands up in there like you bought him dinner and a movie"
I remember a QB who wouldn't get right up under center and he said -"Put you hands up in there like you bought him dinner and a movie"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:59 am to PawnMaster
He was drunk by the time he got back from lunch. That was funny.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:02 am to Tortious
At jr. high basketball practice we would shoot around for like 15 minutes, then our coach would come in and we would start drills. Well after about 45 minutes, no coach. Looked in his office, outside if he was smoking, nowhere. We figured no practice and ran into the locker room, and there he was sitting on the toilet trying to squeeze one out. There were no doors to the shitters, and so he started to yell, get the hell out of here. Good times.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:07 am to PawnMaster
"It smells like a French whore house in here" referring to locker room
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:08 am to CharlesLSU
quote:That wouldn't be Joe Dosher would it? Played line at LSU on the '59 team, and was the strongest man I knew. Great coach!
that damned college ring to the helmet was LOUD!
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:18 am to Breesus
Getting ready to stretch before practice, our coach would always say "circle the wagon fellas, don't worry about the mule." Coach Ted Nixon
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:20 am to PawnMaster
"Hey boy how would you like to try some rhythmic slapping in a shower?"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:21 am to PawnMaster
Denham Springs, late 90's, early 2000's. Can't remember his name be he was fat as frick and missing a finger and a half on his right hand. He would be sitting on his fat arse and hold up his hand with all his fingers stretched out and tell us to run 5 laps. We would get in trouble after running three or four and laughing at him.
I hated that son of a bitch.
I hated that son of a bitch.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:22 am to PapaPogey
quote:
"Ok guys, they're either gonna throw the ball or pass the ball!"-Coach Garidel CHS football
Good lord. Dead on.
"Idiots!!!"
Dale Weiner.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:30 am to PawnMaster
Talked about perspective and believing you can win. He then gave everyone a picture that was an old woman's face one way or a young girl depending how you looked at it. Wrapped it up with "now do you want to go out and play like a bunch of old women or a bunch of young girls?!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:32 am to Hoops
"Line up in alphabetical order from shortest to tallest."
:Reaction to a flooded baseball field:
"Don't worry about that boys the sun will dry it up over night."
-Garidel, CHS.
:Reaction to a flooded baseball field:
"Don't worry about that boys the sun will dry it up over night."
-Garidel, CHS.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:34 am to PawnMaster
He had a way with words when we were watching film. A favorite was "you should have paid your way into the damn game" when somebody screwed up.
The best one of all was in a game when our OL was relly having a rough time. After yet another sack, he shuts off the film, looks over at the QB, and says with a deadpan expression, "damn, Mike, and you consider these guys your friends!"
The best one of all was in a game when our OL was relly having a rough time. After yet another sack, he shuts off the film, looks over at the QB, and says with a deadpan expression, "damn, Mike, and you consider these guys your friends!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:36 am to LSUengineer12
quote:
-Garidel, CHS.
We need a Garidel board.
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