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re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:10 am to PawnMaster
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:10 am to PawnMaster
Freshman year, Spring training..the head coach wasn't at practice because he was at Sonic.
The new head coach was great....cussed like a crazy man.
"boy, it aint the kind of pencil you got, it is how you sign your name they remember"
We also ran a trap play in practice 100 times, the only play we ran that day it seemed.
Oh, and first game of Sr year we jumped offsides in one of the first plays....we had to go on the exact same snap count for every play for the entire season after that.
The new head coach was great....cussed like a crazy man.
"boy, it aint the kind of pencil you got, it is how you sign your name they remember"
We also ran a trap play in practice 100 times, the only play we ran that day it seemed.
Oh, and first game of Sr year we jumped offsides in one of the first plays....we had to go on the exact same snap count for every play for the entire season after that.
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:14 am to cgrand
Yall look like a bunch of monkeys frickin a football.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:17 am to tigerfoot
American Legion coach-
Group of guys talking about a couple of big time pitchers we were going to face in the tournament that weekend...in an effort to convey that they were no different or better than us, he utilized the following gem:
"Goddamn boys! Everybody sh*ts out of a meat a%%hole!"
Group of guys talking about a couple of big time pitchers we were going to face in the tournament that weekend...in an effort to convey that they were no different or better than us, he utilized the following gem:
"Goddamn boys! Everybody sh*ts out of a meat a%%hole!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:25 am to PapaPogey
"Pair up in groups of threes and make a square."
- Garidel, CHS.
- Garidel, CHS.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:27 am to PawnMaster
"Ok ladies, we are going to pair up in groups of threes"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:28 am to ManBearTiger
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:28 am to PawnMaster
Ours fricked the hottest chick in school which at the time we thought was pretty funny since she was fricking pretty much every decent player on the team as well.
The real funny thing came up 5 yrs later when they got married....still happily married with kids today.
The real funny thing came up 5 yrs later when they got married....still happily married with kids today.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:28 am to PawnMaster
"Don't argue with me. If I wanted an argument I would go home and talk to my wife."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:30 am to PawnMaster
My buddy was dating a fat chick at the time and played tight end for us. One practice he got manhandled and coach yelled "what the hell is wrong with you Morgan, you've been throwing that girl around all summer you should be stronger than this."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:31 am to AUjim
Big guy with sort of a speech impediment/lisp combined with a Yat accent:
Ahhh...If you're an athlete, I'm an astronaut
They're gonna knock your jocks into your watch pockets
One of our linemen decided to put on a baseball cap when on the sidelines to which he said "ahhh Red, you look like a God Damn All American"
You're not here to play football! You're here to shine your arse! (To show offs)
The song "whoop there it is" was popular at the time. We scored a Touchdown and he shouts "hoop dere dah".
Maybe you had to be there, but trust me this stuff was hilarious when you heard it.
Ahhh...If you're an athlete, I'm an astronaut
They're gonna knock your jocks into your watch pockets
One of our linemen decided to put on a baseball cap when on the sidelines to which he said "ahhh Red, you look like a God Damn All American"
You're not here to play football! You're here to shine your arse! (To show offs)
The song "whoop there it is" was popular at the time. We scored a Touchdown and he shouts "hoop dere dah".
Maybe you had to be there, but trust me this stuff was hilarious when you heard it.
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 10:33 am
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:34 am to PawnMaster
Had a coach that would yell.
"WHY ARE WE WALKING" if we walked between any drills or anything.
And also the normal "Quit Pussyfooting around to our RBs"
"WHY ARE WE WALKING" if we walked between any drills or anything.
And also the normal "Quit Pussyfooting around to our RBs"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:37 am to ManBearTiger
quote:
"Pair up in groups of threes and make a square." - Garidel, CHS.
I think I posted almost this exact comment while you posted this..
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:40 am to GatorReb
"You're all gonna run 'til you get polio."
"You're gonna catch Mongolian Epizuddi." - That was the name of the disease that would make your pecker fall off if your locker got too dirty.
"That guy is as quick as a popcorn fart"
"You're gonna catch Mongolian Epizuddi." - That was the name of the disease that would make your pecker fall off if your locker got too dirty.
"That guy is as quick as a popcorn fart"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:44 am to 10YearOC
quote:
yelled "what the hell is wrong with you Morgan, you've been throwing that girl around all summer you should be stronger than this."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:45 am to PawnMaster
6th grade, we are in the gym on a rainy day. I was a punter and kicker and not going to brag but I was decent. anyways, gym had dozens of old basketballs and somehow it got brought up that I couldn't kick a basketball out the gym door over the fence and had to hit the highway on my first try, from a tee position. It was about a good 40 yards.
So our group is gathered up, and we are trying to do pull this off quick. So I go to kick the ball, and I kick the shite out of it..felt like my foot was buried in it with solid follow through. I know it's going far..when as it begins to leave my foot..in slow motion it all seems, The coach comes walking around the same corner and blindly takes this basketball to the side of his head. Causing his hot coffee to also projectile all over him. He shouts out, "Son of a bitch! Motherfrick everything! frick this school!"
Had to sit in the principal's office with him. One ear was normal and the other was red and purple and he had basketball tred marks on his lower jaw.
So our group is gathered up, and we are trying to do pull this off quick. So I go to kick the ball, and I kick the shite out of it..felt like my foot was buried in it with solid follow through. I know it's going far..when as it begins to leave my foot..in slow motion it all seems, The coach comes walking around the same corner and blindly takes this basketball to the side of his head. Causing his hot coffee to also projectile all over him. He shouts out, "Son of a bitch! Motherfrick everything! frick this school!"
Had to sit in the principal's office with him. One ear was normal and the other was red and purple and he had basketball tred marks on his lower jaw.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:46 am to SEClint
our hoops coach would whistle (really loudly) the circus song from the end of the bench whenever things were really falling apart
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 10:47 am
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:46 am to SEClint
That's awesome
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:47 am to SEClint
At practice when we were talking, not paying attention, our HS assistant coach would yell at the top of his lungs...
"SHUT UP, SEVERELY"
"SHUT UP, SEVERELY"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:48 am to SEClint
double post
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 10:49 am
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:48 am to SEClint
double post
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 10:49 am
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