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re: What to do with a dead cat?

Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

I'd have to wait until nighttime, because I'm not parading a dead cat on a shovel in the middle of the day in my front yard. I live in a fairly populated neighborhood



Posted by RougeTiger
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:22 pm to
eBay
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:23 pm to
Maybe if I go pour BBQ sauce or something on the body to entice a dog to drag it off for me...


Easy peasy dead cat sqeezy
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:23 pm to
if you do, get pics.
Posted by LSU Tigerhead
Metairie
Member since Nov 2007
4961 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:24 pm to
Ask your neighbors if they're missing a cat. Unlike dogs, cats are territorial and do not wander far from home. Chances are, a home is in distress because they can't find their cat.

If that fails, just dig a hole in your yard and bury it.
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

I'd have to wait until nighttime, because I'm not parading a dead cat on a shovel in the middle of the day in my front yard. I live in a fairly populated neighborhood

Then again, if I wait until night, I suddenly look like the sketchy nneighbor playing with a shovel and dead cat.

You could put it in a shoebox or a plastic bag before you bury it.
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16742 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:27 pm to
Someone post the pic of the dead stiff German shepherd at the curb with the trash.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:27 pm to
Do people put collars on cats? I'm a dog person
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:29 pm to
I'd bury it and cry, but we are the people who feed strays and I'm a weirdo.
Posted by Al Dante
Member since Mar 2013
1859 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

I'd have to wait until nighttime, because I'm not parading a dead cat on a shovel in the middle of the day in my front yard.


I don't see anything wrong with that. There's a dead animal in your yard, you take care of it.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:40 pm to
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Don't be a sissy b!tch..dig a small hole and bury it in your yard. Have a heart!



This. Neighborhood stray died a few years ago in my yard. Buried it in my garden. Completely forgot about it until I read this. No harm, no foul.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:41 pm to
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Do people put collars on cats?



Yep. Some do. But not all.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:45 pm to
They say there are several ways to skin it.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:46 pm to
Put it in a bag and bring it to the nearest vets office. They'll dispose of it
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:48 pm to
Shoot it....8 more times
Posted by Phat Phil
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:49 pm to
make some General Tso's chicken out of it
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:53 pm to
I told y'all I was gonna get them damn cats
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10306 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:56 pm to
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Maybe if I go pour BBQ sauce or something on the body to entice a dog to drag it off for me...


You're afraid of looking like a weirdo picking up a dead cat with a shovel, but not worried about looking weird pouring BBQ sauce on it?

This post was edited on 3/8/14 at 5:58 pm
Posted by StrangeBrew
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Member since May 2009
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:58 pm to
Shoot it out of a cannon.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 3/8/14 at 6:04 pm to
I'm sure you already are the sketchy neighbor so cover of darkness doesn't really help.
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