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re: What some things not to say at a funeral?

Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18827 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:46 pm to
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You need to delete his browser history. Have you seen it? Holy shite!


Heard a comic talking about having porn, drugs etc. that his parents would find if he died. So he made a pact with a buddy that if he heard he died, immediately go to his house and burn it to the ground.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15766 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:52 pm to
Hey how ya doin?
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3004 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:55 pm to
The rental casket still looks decent.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20099 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:56 pm to
They made him look kinda stiff.....
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:58 pm to
"Can I have a few minutes alone with the body?"

"Oh she's still warm inside"
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20297 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:04 pm to
I went to a funeral which was due to a suicide. One guy was theorizing he killed himself because he was gay couldn’t deal with it. Turns out that guy was queer.
Posted by WITCH DOCTOR
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2009
3474 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:07 pm to
Bitches, Hoes, Titties and Blow.......Daddy wants to see some mo’
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36212 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:30 pm to
“I understand what you’re going through”
Posted by Spitcup
Irredeemable POS
Member since Nov 2019
265 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:33 pm to
“Am I the only one here with a erection?”
Posted by 7LSU7
Member since Sep 2016
1084 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:37 pm to
He dead
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12040 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:38 pm to
This casket is gonna need an extra pallbearer.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:50 pm to
Frank Barone yells to Marie: “I wouldn’t be caught dead with Rose Caputo!” While standing at her coffin
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:57 pm to
“No, YOU stick your finger in there”
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176221 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:59 pm to
was it AIDS ? Im sure it was AIDS
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:02 pm to
Should have worn his seat belt
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:04 pm to
Another one bites the dust
Posted by fischd1
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
2843 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:06 pm to
Boy, the finger sandwiches are stale. You got any mini muffs?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:07 pm to
We’ll they’ll be fat forever.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126971 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:10 pm to
“I’m happy to be here.”
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27504 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:37 pm to
She got me one last time. This balance on my card for the funeral is gonna wack my credit score.
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