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re: What some things not to say at a funeral?

Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:15 pm to
The mortician did a terrible job.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14436 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:15 pm to
Congratulations?
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:22 pm to
I don't know where he's going but he won't be smelling too good
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13282 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:24 pm to
He's looking up at us now.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25870 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

He’s in a better place would be one
You dont say this about a young person that was killed in a car wreck.


It’s okay to say it if that someone has been fighting cancer for a long or an elderly person had Alzheimer's.


It’s all about context.
Posted by MSUmtowndawg
Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1469 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:28 pm to
Are you doing ok? I say this every time even when I remind myself not too. It’s instinctive or something. Of course they are not ok you jack arse
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7868 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:29 pm to
So we still hooking up at the same hotel tonight or can i just come over now?
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5722 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:32 pm to
She was supposed to tap out
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39300 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:38 pm to
Dibbs on the widow.

Can we hurry? Funeral food is my favorite.
Posted by CarlBrutananadilews
Member since Oct 2019
392 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:41 pm to
We had a safe word..
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5209 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:56 pm to
First time I’ve seen him smile in years.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2117 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 5:58 pm to
Paraphrasing Dimitri Martin:
I’m sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except when you’re at a funeral.
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 6:28 pm
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8732 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 6:13 pm to
(To someone burying a beloved who died in a firey plane crash)
Are you sure that's him in there? How do you know?
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20266 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

What some things not to say at a funeral?


Dumbass let his $1,000,000 life insurance policy lapse last week...
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 6:22 pm to
He looks so much better

I said that once to one of my best friends mom when he died of cancer.


I wanted to shoot myself.
Awkward.


I meant he didn’t look like a swollen up Sickly cancer stricten man anymore.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12040 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 6:49 pm to
“ Can you believe Dave shite his pants ? “ crying like a little bitch.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62920 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 6:52 pm to
"I can't understand why his family is so upset, he's not going to be able to molest his children anymore."
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11357 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:05 pm to
He stopped loving her today
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51848 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:24 pm to
"I'm calling dibs on his office."
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22319 posts
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:26 pm to
You need to delete his browser history. Have you seen it? Holy shite!
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 7:27 pm
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