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What percentage of mall Santas are closet pedophiles?

Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120257 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:38 pm
Gotta be a decent amount right?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117692 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:39 pm to
Never cared.
We get our fat neighbor to dress up as Santa. Get him drunk, make some Mac and cheese, and toss him a Valium on his way out.

Everybody wins.
Posted by 70739tigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
1367 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:40 pm to
Bout tree fiddy
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:42 pm to
What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:43 pm to
Definitely the one in the Lakeside Mall
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:44 pm to
rebeloke posts marginally better than you.

He/she/it is abysmal.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56010 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:44 pm to
well, that was kind of random...
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62763 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:44 pm to
69%
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:45 pm to
Last study I saw said 22%.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62936 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:45 pm to
Never trust a sober Santa. If he doesn't have to get his jollies from booze, I don't want to know where he's getting them.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53273 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98930 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:47 pm to
There's a reason the children cry in all the photos.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:47 pm to
100%
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62936 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:47 pm to
Looking good, Billy Ray
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:49 pm to
I would say 100% of the ones who aren't subject to a background check.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:51 pm to
Less pedophilic and probably more alcoholic and disabled.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:52 pm to
Lots of older women out there that love kids. Run daycares and such. Why can't a guy be the same way and be Santa
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:55 pm to
zero man. why do you have such creepy thoughts?
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:56 pm to
Dude
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 12/10/15 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Looking good, Billy Ray


Feeling good, Louis!!!
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