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What is your worst bathroom crapping experience?

Let it out


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terrible thread is terrible.


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Have I ever told anyone about my experience at Ryan's on here?


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I'm on throne right now
3rd one today


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What is your worst bathroom crapping experience?


I couldn't

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Let it out


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You should go practice posting on a lesser board


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WDE24
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A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining the little bastards.

It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.

We went through the line and placed our orders for the all-you-can-eat hot bar then sat down as far away from the front of the restaurant as possible in order to keep the density of kids down a bit. Then I started my move to the hot bar. Plate after plate of macaroni and beef were consumed that evening, I tell you -- in all, four heaping plates of the pseudo-Italian ambrosia were shoved into my belly. I was sated. Perhaps a bit too much, however.

I had not really been feeling well all day, what with a bit of gas and such. By the time I had eaten four overwhelmed plates of food, I was in real trouble. There was so much pressure on my diaphragm that I was having trouble breathing. At the same time, the downward pressure was building. At first, I thought it was only gas which could have been passed in batches right at the table without too much concern.

Unfortunately, that was not to be. After a minute or so it was clear that I was dealing with explosive diarrhea. It's amazing how grease can make its way through your intestines far faster than the food which spawned the grease to begin with, but I digress...

to be continued
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A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse
That didn't take long


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Having diarrhea and then throwing up in the shower at the same time.


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having diaria in the drunk tank jail cell, akward
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brewhan davey
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Reggies..


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WDE24
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Entering, I saw two sinks immediately inside the door, two urinals just to the right of the sinks, and two toilet stalls against the back wall. One of them was a handicapped bathroom. Now, normally I would have gone to the handicapped stall since I like to stretch out a bit when I take a good shit, but in this case, the door lock was broken and the only thing I hate worse than my wife telling me to stop cutting my toenails with a pair of diagonal wire cutters is having someone walk in on me while I am taking a shite. I went to the normal stall. In retrospect, I probably should have gone to the large, handicapped stall even though the door would not lock because that bit of time lost in making the stall switch proved to be a bit too long under the circumstances. By the time I had walked into the regular stall, the pressure on my arse was reaching Biblical proportions. I began "The Move."

For those women who may be reading this, let me take a moment to explain "The Move." Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones arse toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of shite at the exact same second that ones arse is properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a ballet dancer.

tbc...


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Reggies..



I'd say crapping at Reggie's is the most humbling experience a man can have.


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notiger1997
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Having diarrhea and then throwing up


Yeah, I did that one morning. Woke up with probably the worst hangover I had ever head. While letting the squirty brown juice fly out my ass, I had to pick up the garbage can and puke too.



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I had eaten some peppers as a dare the night before we went on a trip to orange beach. I somehow managed to hold it all the way there only cringing at the burning farts that were sneaking out. When I got to the lobby at out condo I sprinted to the pool side bathroom and grabbed a stall. As soon as I sat down I had this massive log which surprised me and I thought to myself this may not be that bad. Turns out that was just a pre shite and the lava that flowed from my arse after had me in tears plus the stench was horrid. My arse burned for about 5 hours after.


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WDE24

i cant stop


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greystreettoker
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My only bad experiences are either when a colleague enters, forcing me to simply hold it in until he finishes and leaves or when another person is already at it when I enter so I clinch while taking a piss and hope he leaves before I finish so I can take care of business. Otherwise I'm walking out the door and trying the one downstairs.

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fisherbum

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Walter White
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First of all, whenever I go on trips, my shite cycle gets all fricked up. I went to Italy when I was 16 and when we were in Florence one night, I hadn't crapped in probably 3 or 4 days. In my stomach, there was something fierce that was brewing. It had been brewing for quite some time now and I got to the point where it had to come out. So, rather than clogging the small European toilet in our hotel room, I decided to unleash the fury in the hotel lobby bathroom. What I saw reminded me of the South Park episode where Randy has the record for largest crap ever. A toilet bowl filled to the bream and me, about 5 pounds lighter than when I had started. Man I feel sorry for whoever walked in there after me/had to clean that up.


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