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What is worst thing you have ever walked in on?

Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:56 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:56 am
I had a buddy walk in on his wife in bed with a teenager. His wife was on top and they didn't see him because her back was to him. He ran and punched his wife in the back of the head. The dude saw him at the last minute and sat up in time to have her forehead smash his teeth. It knocked out his front teeth. The kid actually took my friend to court to sue for damages. The judge said he only wished he had legal recourse to throw the kid in jail.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:57 am to
This is a lie
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:58 am to
Lie. The judge would find your shithead friend at fault.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:00 am to
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What is worst thing you have ever walked in on


Your mom. OT negative 10
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:01 am to
How old was said teenager? Wife could have been thrown in jail.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:01 am to
The Independent Stste of Jones County Mississippi. It happened. True story. To make matters worse he had helped his wife during a bought with cancer. They had been through so much together.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421609 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:02 am to
i walked into a room in an apartment full of guys in white shoes, a mirror, and a powdery white substance everywhere
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:04 am to
Sounds like he wasn't the only one helping her during that difficult time.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25851 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:05 am to
You must live in Florida. That's trailer status right there.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:05 am to
I walked in my dog eating my steak I had just taken off the grill once. She even tried to run off like she didn't do it when I walked in. Bitch
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:06 am to
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To make matters worse he had helped his wife during a bought with cancer.


She obviously came to realize that life was short and precious and needed to take advantage of all her opportunities. Your friend should have been more understanding.
Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4776 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:09 am to
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Mississippi


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bought with cancer


That part makes sense.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:11 am to
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He ran and punched his wife in the back of the head


So he sucker punched his cancer ridden wife? Please change the thread title to "I know a guy who sucker punched his cancer ridden wife"
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:13 am to
There is something in law that gives provision to heat of the moment in crimes of passion.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:13 am to
I read the thread title incorrectly. I thought it said "what's the worst thing you have walked on?" I was running in here to say sharp gravel.
This post was edited on 10/17/15 at 11:14 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:15 am to
Here's three pretty good rules:

1. Don't sucker punch people
2. Don't punch women
3. Don't punch people with cancer

Your friend broke all three.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:17 am to
What trumps all that is don't sleep with another man's wife in his own bed in Jones county Mississippi.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69049 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:22 am to
My friend's 75 year old dad, stroking his balls watching scrambled porn on TV.
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:23 am to
My wife taking a movement. This happens often and haunts me every time.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69049 posts
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:25 am to
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My wife taking a movement
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