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re: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job?

Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:03 am to
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:03 am to
Even weirder, that office has been closed for 30 years!
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:15 am to
They were dropping a guy from a helicopter onto transmission lines, wearing a moon suit.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4506 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:15 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:23 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5574 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:26 am to
I overheard a conversation of a guy trying to get a life insurance policy on his ex wife.

She may need to lay low for a while.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19361 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:39 am to
1) Stray cat wandered into the machine shop and got run over / dragged by a fork lift. Blood and guts trail for like 20 feet.

2) Alligator wandered up to the shop. Roughly 6 feet long. Wildlife and Fisheries came and got it out.

3) A guy had a heavy part slip off a sling, caught the sling and his hand on the way down, pulled it through the hook. Major surgery to fix that one.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:59 am to
My wife had a patient that tried to give himself a vasectomy while drunk with a pocket knife.
Posted by tke_swamprat
Houma, LA
Member since Aug 2004
9768 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:00 am to
Things stuck in people's rectums
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4786 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:00 am to
cutters
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:43 am to
Some dude, who I had never seen before or since, probably in his 60's or early 70's and well dressed, walked into my office. He closed the door behind him, looked me dead in the eye, pulled his dick out pissed on the floor. Here is the kicker, he did it with no hands. He just let his bird hang out of his zipper and with his hands on his hips pissed on my office floor.

We were never able to find out who the guy was. It's a mystery.
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:45 am to
An elderly coworker shite his pants one day, it rolled out of his pant leg, and a female coworker is walking down the hall asking "what is that smell?" As she steps in it.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167310 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Bears stealing food



This guy?






Posted by TigerSaints318
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2009
1797 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:50 am to
Someone got drunk, came into my store and tried to start a fight. We had multiple customer there to witness the event.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59532 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:50 am to
quote:

The weirdest one I saw was a camera under a glass table & Japanese women would poop on the top of the glass.

Link?

I guess I could just google that one.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162231 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:55 am to
Fortunately didn't see it but was working offshore last year and some guy allegedly started masturbating in the dining room during breakfast and was promptly removed from the facility.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6763 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 8:55 am to
I saw an albino wild horse while working in Nevada.
Had a logger get torn open on his arm and chest when the chainsaw popped back on him,then had to drive him down the mountain on my ATV.
Posted by MudEngineer318
The AP
Member since Jan 2013
657 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:02 am to
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:09 am to
quote:

What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job? by Powerman


quote:

Fortunately didn't see it but


I'm going to have to stop you right there...
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108751 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:12 am to
Western Africa
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33191 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Were there some peanuts in there or something?


Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38541 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Western Africa


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