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re: What is the simplest way to troll somebody in real life?
Posted on 11/18/16 at 7:14 pm to baybeefeetz
Posted on 11/18/16 at 7:14 pm to baybeefeetz
Your other thread title u considered was
"what is the simplest way to get someone's arse beat IRL?"
"what is the simplest way to get someone's arse beat IRL?"
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 7:50 pm to baybeefeetz
Tell them they missed a belt loop
Posted on 11/18/16 at 9:15 pm to baybeefeetz
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What is the simplest, most subtle way to kind of frick with them?
Sex is the easiest. If they are young, ask if their mom's name is Suzanne, or whatever. Tell them they look like someone you used to date.
When they tell you their name, say "I think I know your wife", then hustle out of there with no explanation. Act embarrassed.
Ask if they have a decent looking sister you can take to a party.
Ask if they like big girls and mention your sister is available.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 9:33 pm to baybeefeetz
Kill yourself.
Ultimate IRL troll bro.
Ultimate IRL troll bro.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 9:36 pm to baybeefeetz
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What is the simplest way to troll somebody in real life?
RIght now in Austin, TX? It's very obvious.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 10:24 pm to baybeefeetz
When you meet them and they tell you their name, hesitate and laugh a little while repeating their last name. Then walk away.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 10:34 pm to baybeefeetz
(no message)
This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 11/18/16 at 10:58 pm to foshizzle
You driving that piece of shite? The dealer bought ours back we had so many problems with it. No way I would drive that thing.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 11:10 pm to baybeefeetz
I like to get off the elevator with other people on it and say, "Well it's Good to see you back, glad you beat that rape charge" to a guy still on the elevator.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 11:16 pm to LaBR4
Posted on 11/18/16 at 11:17 pm to baybeefeetz
Tuck in your thumb while shaking their hand.
Whenever they tell you their name, immediately say "oh I had a dog named that" (also puts you in a power position)
Whenever they tell you their name, immediately say "oh I had a dog named that" (also puts you in a power position)
Posted on 11/18/16 at 11:21 pm to Wolfhound45
Classic...leave 'em on the elevator trying to explain that to other people.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 1:06 am to LaBR4
arse pennies
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:24 am to baybeefeetz
I hate petty conversations with people I don't like so I comment on their hat, watch or tie (depending on the situation) and say "do you like that watch? My son had one like that and he hated it." followed immediately by "Sorry, I need to catch up with (make up name)" and then just walk away with purpose giving them no chance to answer. I don't have a son and sometimes they find that out later.
That's more of a dick move than troll though.
That's more of a dick move than troll though.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:29 am to baybeefeetz
Not creepy
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:41 am to baybeefeetz
This requires an accomplice and some patience.
Start mentioning stuff about your grandma to the new guy at work. Maybe bring some cookies and say your grandma made them. When you leave work early say you have to go give your grandma her medication or just checking on her.
Don't go overboard or be weird about it, just casually mention her occasionally. Then after a few months, mention your grandma to him while the accomplice is present. After you walk away your accomplice will say something like "that shite is wierd right?"
New guy: "what do you mean?
Accomplice: "the whole grandma thing"
New guy: "I guess he loves his grandma"
Accomplice leans in: "Yeah but she's been dead for like 5 years". Then he just walks away.
Start mentioning stuff about your grandma to the new guy at work. Maybe bring some cookies and say your grandma made them. When you leave work early say you have to go give your grandma her medication or just checking on her.
Don't go overboard or be weird about it, just casually mention her occasionally. Then after a few months, mention your grandma to him while the accomplice is present. After you walk away your accomplice will say something like "that shite is wierd right?"
New guy: "what do you mean?
Accomplice: "the whole grandma thing"
New guy: "I guess he loves his grandma"
Accomplice leans in: "Yeah but she's been dead for like 5 years". Then he just walks away.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:46 am to baybeefeetz
Easy. Walk to your car in crowded parking lot. Turn on your car. Just sit.
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 10:47 am
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