What is the simplest way to troll somebody in real life?

have your balls hanging out

Depends

What is something they care or have strong feelings about?

Use a lot of passive aggressive comments, like find out where he's from in advance and put down that city/state/region. Or say things like, "Nice haircut. I had one exactly like that about ten years ago." You know, subtle things like that will insult him but it may or may not be a full-blown attack on him.

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Suppose you want to frick with somebody immediately upon meeting them

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Go up to a black person and say "SAY!" and then just walk off after a few seconds.

i convinced my 2 aunts that my sisters husband was bisexual, and had just got out of a relationship with a man, before my sister. And i did this 1 week before they got married.

I used the line that reeled them in.

"I thought you knew"

When i used that, it made them start thinking and then it put shite in their heads, and they got mind fricked. They went from believing i was 100% full of shite, to literally crying, because they thought my sister found the right guy and he was into men as well.

I lol'd i called them back later and laughed at them.

I can't remember what episode that's from Rome. Help me out.

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Do you type with your eyes? Serious question.

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Huh? No.. I type with my fingers.

I had a watch (or shirt/whatever) like yours once right after I graduated. Thought it would impress people but boy was I wrong.