re: What is the most degenerate/embarassing state in the south?

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I don't think most people realize how shitty Florida is away from the coast It #1 by a landslide.

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But the vast majority of the population lives in coastal areas.

Florida very well might have the most trash, but per capita, it is far from the trashiest.

I would go with Mississippi

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Nothing but toothless, Cajun, gata huntin baws. Just kidding. But if you watch shows on tv Louisiana doesn't look good. Got that child molester from Sons of Guns and Swamp People is just bad.

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Yeah glad we don't have tea baggers, honey booboo's, tree killers, incest galore.....need I go on?

Florida
Miss
West Virginia
Alabama
Louisiana
Arkansas

Putting Louisiana above Arkansas b/c of lafayette alone.

You've got to pack a lunch if you want to compete with a state that's home to "Nub City."

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More than two-thirds of all loss-of-limb accident claims in the United States in the late '50s and early '60s come from the Florida Panhandle.

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"To sit in your car on a sweltering summer evening on the main street of Nub City," he wrote, "watching anywhere from eight to a dozen cripples walking along the street, gives the place a ghoulish, eerie atmosphere." Nearly 50 men in Vernon and surrounding areas collected insurance for these so-called accidents.

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L.W. Burdeshaw, an insurance agent in Chipley, told the St. Petersburg Times in 1982 that his list of policyholders included the following: a man who sawed off his left hand at work, a man who shot off his foot while protecting chickens, a man who lost his hand while trying to shoot a hawk, a man who somehow lost two limbs in an accident involving a rifle and a tractor, and a man who bought a policy and then, less than 12 hours later, shot off his foot while aiming at a squirrel.

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You buying brains?

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You ever seen a man's brains?

I've seen them.

I've picked them up, scooped them up.

Put them in, do them up like brains.

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To be fair, i only have 1 cousin i think is hot

Vernon, Florida. Classic!!

South Florida is the shite.

How did Kentucky get left out of this race?

Alabama
Mississippi/ Louisiana