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Posted on 4/13/15 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 5:51 pm to
Arrested in Cabo buying blow in an alley behind a club and had to pay cops off who drive them to the ghetto in Mexico after the ATM and dropped them off on a street corner. No phones, had to hitchhike back into town.

Oh and the cops took their shoes for some reason.

Can't believe they're alive.

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 5:55 pm to
This was all on one SB:

White trash horse farmer chick drives RV to PCB. Said RV breaks down by The Majestic. After a while, it started working again, and we got her to tach out the engine a bunch of times. Ends up burning up her engine. She had been in PCB for a while and looked like a fricking lobster. My buddy, being the gentleman that he is, offers to let her stay in their room. They end up banging under the patio stairs and get caught. Then, they moved it to the room in between the beds. Got caught again, but this time pictures were involved. After that, she wouldn't leave for two days until the other guys in the room told her she had to gtfo. My buddy was known as the horse fricker for a few years

We got about $1500 worth of booze taken away because the SWAT team busted into our room one night. My buddy evidently ran from some cops, they chased him down, and made him get his ID from our room. All good and well until we hear a knock on our door while we have four people hot boxing a "water pipe" under the blanket in the room they're about to walk into. frickers took everything and we ended up doing whippets for two days straight. The room was covered in CO2 canisters. You'd be kicking them around when you were walking.

I took two v-cards in one night, both in my buddy's single cab truck at different times. One chick had just thrown up everywhere, including on me. We were in the tiki bar parking lot.


Can't remember the rest at the moment, but that was a fun year. I think I nailed probably 7 or 8 different chicks in that 5-day time span. There is another poster here that I was with, but I don't know if he'll catch this thread
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9933 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 5:59 pm to
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You don't stop someone in full rage mode...it just doesn't happen you just have to let it take its course and hope you are out of the danger zone

No. YOU don't because YOU are:
(A) stupid piece of shite
(B) a pussy
(C) both A and B

I go with C.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9933 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:01 pm to
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I can't control the actions of other people though lol so I'm not a dick

I think you're a fagot and a dick.
This post was edited on 4/13/15 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Obsidian
Member since Mar 2015
183 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:02 pm to
people were throwing tvs off the roof in gulf shores,
but i didnt go to the party , wish i did
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:03 pm to
the frick is wrong with you? Are you 18?
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112329 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:06 pm to
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took two v-cards in one night, both in my buddy's single cab truck at different times


I'm sure you believed that
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:06 pm to
I prefer not say
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

I took two v-cards in one night,
Riiiiiiiiiiiight
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I think I nailed probably 7 or 8 different chicks in that 5-day time span


Teach me your ways!
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:22 pm to
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You don't stop someone in full rage mode...it just doesn't happen you just have to let it take its course and hope you are out of the danger zone


Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:32 pm to
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holes in the walls


how?



They played glory hole
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28120 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 6:50 pm to
About 8 friends and I kayaked down to Horn Island junior year and camped out there for a few days. It's the largest barrier island off the coast of MS probably like 4-5 miles out in the Gulf. We got caught in damn near a tropical depression. It was a counterclockwise low pressure formation with gusts in excess of 80 mph. Apparently the Pascagoula meteorologist had said that night he had never seen anything like that in the spring in over 20 years of his career. And this all occurred right over our exact location haha.

It was pretty wild and we lost a couple of tents and got drenched but it was a pretty memorable experience overall.
This post was edited on 4/13/15 at 6:55 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65694 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:13 pm to
Did y'all get killed?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167272 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

I took two v-cards in one night, both in my buddy's single cab truck at different times. One chick had just thrown up everywhere, including on me. We were in the tiki bar parking lot



Congrats on the date rape?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:16 pm to
yikes
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:17 pm to
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crazy story just a chain of events that happened to me this spring break...some jackass threw a chair through our window, a door was torn down, holes in the walls, and a bed was broken just to top it all off


Join a fraternity and you'll have these kinds of weeks 15 times a semester.

GDIs smh
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21846 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:20 pm to
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The dude is knocked out laying in glass, somehow not cut up. A friend and I had to carry him and throw him in a bed. Clean up all the shite. and go to bed hoping he'll wake up alive. This fricking cyborg wakes us up at 8am ready to drink again, no clue what happened.


You know my boy Stan?

Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28120 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:22 pm to
What do you think, genius?????
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:27 pm to
You're the reason why college-aged kids with Baton Rouge addresses can't rent places anymore.

Source: The caretaker of a beach house in Gulf Shores that we rent after Christmas every year...
This post was edited on 4/13/15 at 7:28 pm
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