re: What illegal thing did you get away with?

Rolling stop at a stop sign. Felt so bad, I had to make the block and do it again the right way. In the end, the 3 or 4 seconds it saved me ending up costing me a couple minutes.

Like Coach John Wooden said,"If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when will you have time to do it again?". Words to live by.

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Man I expected better responses from the OT than this. Im disappointed.

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I mean... no DOUBT.

All these 10k square foot houses didn't come from assistant management and walking the line for 30 years. Out with it, you pansies!

Carnal knowledge of a few juveniles. Back in my day, in the small town I grew up in, the motto was "if they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed". It's a wonder me and countless others didn't get in deep shite for banging underage babes. This was the 1980's and the first thing chicks did when they got to go uptown at 15-16 yrs old was throw themselves at guys in the 18-22 yr range. Then one day, this precocious 15 yr old got caught by her dad fricking her 18 yr old boyfriend, whom the dad had approved of her dating, and shite got real. Dude got arrested, did time, and had to register as a sex offender for many years thereafter. Needless to say I've cautioned my teenaged sons many times about the dangers of underage pussy because of that.

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I've made anti-sodomy laws my bitch...... Like your sister

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What illegal thing did you get away with?

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I walked up to this pussy boy playing slots at the casino and pushed his CASH OUT button and took his ticket and left.

I looked back at him as I walked away and he was laying on the floor sucking his thumb.

Here it goes. I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

I also have unpaid parking tickets.

I did a rolling stop at a stop sign today, and I LIKED it.

Best trolling I ever did. It came back 2 years later