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What happens to ppl who leave shopping carts in parking lots when they die?

Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31938 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm
I hope it's the same treatment Hitler got in Little Nicky, pineapple backwards up the arse
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
Speaking as someone who worked at a grocery store, and someone who shops at them, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58362 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
When the people die or the shopping carts?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120331 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
Trashy AF.

Pretty sure there is a correlation between IQ and putting your cart in the corral
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101923 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:15 pm to
Whatever the worst possible thing is, one step below that.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

I hope it's the same treatment Hitler got in Little Nicky, pineapple backwards up the arse


It's hot working out in that Louisiana parking lot in the summer isn't it.
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9802 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:18 pm to
I do most of my shopping at Rouses in Thibodaux. They do not have a buggy return in the parking lot. After I unload my groceries, I bring the cart all the way back to the front of the store, not because I'm awesome, but because Rouses is awesome and they deserve that kind of respect.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142119 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
who gives a shite?

it's the assholes who break glass bottles in parking lots that deserve the ovens
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63077 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
They come back as Leslie Jones' thong.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25492 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
Who the hell pushes a buggy back to the collection area. I ain't got time for that.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62817 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

When the people die or the shopping carts?

the parking lots
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34000 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
I'd love to have that set up where you put a coin in to get the cart and you have to bring the cart back to get your coin.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
What else are the autistic and mentally challenged folks going to pick up
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
Damn, I hate when clients inadvertently justify me being able to make money
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:20 pm to
I've accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and savior so I expect to be near where he is.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142119 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

Who the hell pushes a buggy
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53471 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:21 pm to
I was gonna say, my first world problem is the diligent special ed kids who round up the carts actually do too good of a job and there are never any when I come with a car full of $0.10 returnables.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71194 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:21 pm to
One year in purgatory for each offense.

If they leave it in a handicapped space, they spend all eternity stuck in the traffic aisle behind a scooter whose owner had to park further away.
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:21 pm to
7th layer of Hell
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108758 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 10:25 pm to
My first job was collecting those carts at a grocery store. By leaving it out there I'm assuring future generations of young people employment.
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