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re: What gifts have you been genetically given?

Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4066 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:10 pm to
Hopefully a long life. Grandmother lived past 100 and mom is still kicking it close to 90. Dad and all the other grandparents lived well into their 80's.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24156 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:12 pm to
Probably rhythm.

The funniest, yet racist, compliment I've ever received was when a black guy told me he didn't know white people could play drums like me, when I played during Super Sunday one year.


That, and girth. I don't need to be able to save people from a burning building.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 8:14 pm
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
5906 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:21 pm to
Psoriasis. I never get sick.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30288 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:24 pm to
I have an amazing ability to read people within minutes of meeting them.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2986 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:31 pm to
I can fix or build damn near anything. I'm also an exceptional motocross racer and car driver.

It's weird seeing some of kids inherit these traits and some absolutely none.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

What gifts have you been genetically given?


I have a super tight anus. I've never shat myself or been penetrated.

And after seeing what most on the OT have gone through, I feel blessed.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21918 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:45 pm to
quote:


Not all?



Never boiled Lobsters
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:54 pm to
Height (6'3")
Great hair
Metabolism (I should weigh 500 lbs. based on how much I eat, but I only weigh 230)
Posted by LSUTigKyl
Nashville
Member since May 2009
1808 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105404 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

My Pecker is so short I can piss on my balls.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:00 pm to
I'm very handsome.

And I have a metabolism that allows me to eat whatever and however I want and maintain a good figure without having to workout.
That also means when I do workout for periods that I get visible results much faster and with much less effort than most people.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5832 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:10 pm to

When erect, I'm taller laying down than I am standing up

Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:13 pm to
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I can drink a 12 pack and only piss 1 time.




I'd piss at least 5 times on a 12 pack.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62938 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:16 pm to
Like my dad always said, I may be stupid, but at least I'm ugly.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:17 pm to
Mine would be I'm pretty calm in tense moments. I've always loved "clutch" type moments. When the pressure is on I'm at ease.

Now I can't build anything, anything, I can't drive in big cities, and can't handle large crowds in closed areas. I've got way more faults than gifts.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14565 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:25 pm to
Fat tongue
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:39 pm to
Excellent turlet skills.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89512 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:40 pm to
I remember almost everything. Sometimes that's a curse.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155574 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:45 pm to
I have a language where everyone's name is defined by a food.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124377 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:46 pm to
I've got nothing

I'm short

I'm bald

I'm overweight

I'm not strong

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