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re: What gifts have you been genetically given?

Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:54 pm to
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12917 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 11:54 pm to
Good hair. Good skin. Can dance. Good manners. This has gotten me far in life
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 5:09 am to
38" vertical
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 5:23 am to
I can break dance and pop n lock.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97632 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 5:46 am to
Twerk?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:10 am to
Who you calling a twerk you twunt!
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27379 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:13 am to
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I remember almost everything. Sometimes that's a curse.



If someone reminds me of an individual night of drinking, I can rcount nearly everything about the night, even going so far as to remembering my drink of choice on those nights.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:15 am to
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I can talk myself into and out of just about anything.



Not exactly a gift, more like an a-hole curse.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:16 am to
quote:

I'm smarter than probably 95% of the population


Yeah, OK.

quote:

and I'm tall.



Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:17 am to
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Good hair. Good skin. Can dance. Good manners. This has gotten me far in life



Now this is a gift.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:17 am to
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Don't forget the spelling you got from your mom


You think so dumb arse?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:18 am to
I can easily go for 24 hours without eating.

I can wake myself up before any alarm clock goes off.

I can't tell Rando from Rondo.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 6:19 am to
quote:

I can't tell Rando from Rondo.



That's no hanging matter.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57293 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:00 am to
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My Pecker is so short I can piss on my balls

refreshing OT honesty
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:03 am to
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Anaconda cock



Does it have a tongue? That would be a game changer.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:04 am to
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38" vertical


I have a 39" vertical, so there.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:06 am to
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The funniest, yet racist, compliment I've ever received was when a black guy told me he didn't know white people could play drums like me, when I played during Super Sunday one year.



This clown never heard of John Bonham, Keith Moon, Neil Peart, etc...
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97632 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 7:07 am to
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I can't tell Rando from Rondo.


Not enough difference to worry about it
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 4:28 pm to
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I have a 39" vertical


I'm white though
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 4:30 pm to
A full complement of chromosomes, no more, no less. At least I like to think so.
Posted by bricksandstones
Member since Nov 2015
1584 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 4:35 pm to
Pros- Smarter than most, quick reflexes, strong for my size, good hair.

Cons- a tad on the short side and I burn after like 10 minutes in the sun
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