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What gifts have you been genetically given?

Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:12 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27347 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:12 pm
I can speed read with excellent retention.

Dark green eyes.

Extraordinary alcohol tolerance.

I haven't stepped in a weight room in over a year and would have no issue dead lifting over 400lbs.

Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:12 pm to
I'm white.

End game.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:13 pm to
Skilled lover, or I think I will be
Posted by Tommy Callahan
Member since Dec 2012
437 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:13 pm to
I can talk myself into and out of just about anything.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167089 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

I haven't stepped in a weight room in over a year and would have no issue dead lifting over 400lbs.





quote:

What gifts have you been genetically given?



I don't lie on the internet to impress strangers
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 7:14 pm
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:14 pm to
Flat feet and bad teeth,but a good ear for music.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:14 pm to
I can boil the shite out some seafood.

I can drink a 12 pack and only piss 1 time.

My Pecker is so short I can piss on my balls.

I make pretty kids.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:14 pm to
Anaconda cock
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:14 pm to
I'm smarter than probably 95% of the population and I'm tall.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27347 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:15 pm to
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I'm white.



Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29030 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:15 pm to
A rapist wit.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:15 pm to
99.99 percentile for height. A lady asked me to reach a box of K-cups on the top shelf at the grocery store yesterday. Truly gifted.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:15 pm to
Fat tounge
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:15 pm to
I can bend nails with literally every swing of a hammer without fail. Truly, it is a gift.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18019 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:15 pm to
I have one of those good musical ears too. Self taught and can play a bunch of instruments
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

I can boil the shite out of some seafood.


quote:

some


Not all?
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

My Pecker is so short I can piss on my balls

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27347 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

I don't lie on the internet to impress strangers



Stout, that's like 135% of my body weight. Can't win em all.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25881 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:17 pm to
I don't think I have a single genetic gift. Literally none

I guess my parents and family live long and healthy lives. Low chance of hereditary disease?
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 7:22 pm
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16527 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

My Pecker is so short I can piss on my balls.

I make pretty kids.



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