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re: What do you tell your barber to do?

Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:52 am to
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:52 am to
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:52 am to
quote:

2 on sides, 3 up top, get rid of sideburns


This plus natural arch around the ears and taper the neck.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:53 am to
quote:

what do you say tot he barber


Two words are all that's needed:


New Iberia
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:53 am to
I go to a tall thin young blonde at Sportsclips. I tell her to make me presentable. I get wood.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:54 am to
Clean me up baby
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:54 am to
quote:


Two words are all that's needed:


New Iberia


That took way too long...
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27122 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:55 am to
I get a haircut maybe 3 times a year. I usually just tell them to take it up a few inches and layer it.
Posted by FlipNDipN
Marietta, OH (ES LPT)
Member since Jan 2015
573 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:56 am to
High and tight and 1/2 inch off the top.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57729 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:59 am to
High, and tighter than nuns vagina
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15338 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:59 am to
Lol, obviously I'm black. I don't know what any of y'all are saying in this thread

But I say ?the same simpe 5 words every time. "Low cut, even all around"
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:11 am to
Somebody selfie what a 3 up top looks like.

All this time I thought I was getting a short cut because I get 3 on sides.

3 on top sounds almost like a buzzcut to me.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22187 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:16 am to
Chop the top and front, 2 on side blend and thin

However, I've been to the same for 2 years. I just go in now.

Chop is angle cuts instead of straight across for more texture.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11568 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:19 am to
1 on the side, shorten the top, add gel.
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:19 am to
Short on the sides and back fading up. Leave the top much longer.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 10:20 am
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:22 am to
Layer, layer, layer. Oh yeah, and don't forget to feather the bangs.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
7984 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:26 am to
quote:

High, and tighter than nuns vagina


I love this one!

Never heard it put that way..but it's appropriate.

Now days I tell 'em ZERO on the sides...take it to the skin....and less than a 1 on top....leave 1/8" in on top.

I'd shave it all off..but I have a bald uncle back home that I don't want to be compared to...I can't stand him...

When I was growing up going to West Point Barber shop in Sulphur, Teddy LeLeux always cut my hair and knew exactly what I wanted....now days the guy that cuts my hair has to be reminded..and likes the "guard lingo". When did that seem to start rather than tell 'em "High and Tight"?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22915 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:27 am to
Make it 5 weeks shorter. Use scissors.
Posted by Slip Screen
Tomball, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2107 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:41 am to
1 on the sides and the back. Thin the top and blend it in
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22464 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:45 am to
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 11:05 am to
The "Don Draper"
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