re: What do you tell a woman when she asks how many people you've been with?

You tell her that you don't kiss and tell. Anything else will get you into trouble.

None of your fricking business

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What do you tell a woman when she asks how many people you've been with?

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Don't answer. Instead meet her question with a question, namely:

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You mean like regular sex or butt stuff?

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Ask her if there are partials for blowies, blumpkins, and handies received, and what the ratios are, when calculating your score.

And you should be worried if she thinks 'person/people' is better-- she might think you are bisexual.

Unless she is ready to tell me about the random dude she fricked behind the varsity on top of trash bags, she is better off not opening that can of worms. I usually just say, what's past is past but what's now is NOW and unzip my pants.

In my younger and less wiser years, i had a girl, whom i knew was a virgin, ask me this question. I stupidly told her the truth, which was 9. She freaks out , "I don't want to be number 10 and be compared to nine other girls!"
Needless to say, I did not get to pop her cherry. And never again will the truth be told if this question arises in the future.

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ask her what she would believe is a reasonable amount and then respond with "much less than that."

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Solid

Three. Take that lie to your grave.

Does nobody just say the true amount?

If it's somebody that's not cool with it you probably don't want them to stick around anyway, and if you don't care to date them seriously they'll still frick you regardless unless you're a troll.