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re: What do you tell a woman when she asks how many people you've been with?

Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:26 am to
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15835 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:26 am to
Tell her to ask her sister, she knows.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124077 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:51 am to
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You will say between 10 and 20. She will say less than 10. You will both be lying.



Ehhhhhh...I could believe the number she gave me in this situation...and it's as low to none as you can get.

Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17009 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:52 am to
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What number do you give if they ask?


The correct answer is: "None of your business".

If they press on, say "What number would you like it to be?". And then tell them whatever number they say.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:53 am to
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and it's as low to none as you can get.


15 is too young man
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124077 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:54 am to
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15 is too young man






Good enough for the founders of this country...or are you some pinko commie ratfink bastard son of an Albanian Whore!?
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:56 am to
Any secure woman worth a shite doesn't ask this question.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:56 am to
I just don't want to see you go to jail...but you make a good point about it being acceptable at one time
Posted by lsufan27
The PJ
Member since Mar 2014
385 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:10 am to
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All I can say is the answer, "I really never kept count," never goes over well.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124077 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:11 am to
I like my women like I like my whiskey...




15 years old and mixed up with coke.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:13 am to
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I like my women like I like my whiskey...
neat
Posted by lsufan27
The PJ
Member since Mar 2014
385 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:13 am to
Can't tell the truth. Can't say 17 or some shite. Answer is 10ish
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:14 am to
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Is there an acceptable number to give that says "it's not my first rodeo" without saying "I've had more tang than NASA" What number do you give if they ask?


Me: 4.

Her: no fricking way.

Me: 4 x's as many as you so let's just both agree we've been very naughty in the past.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:16 am to
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Good enough for the founders of this country...or are you some pinko commie ratfink bastard son of an Albanian Whore!?


The founders of this country traded/bought and sold black people.
15 yr old females are not the 'woman' they were forced to be back then.

Dude. Even I wouldn't mess with a 15 yr old even if legal. Hell you know my foray into LEGAL teen sex wasn't without reservations and hesitation.... for a few minutes while it got hard.
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 10:17 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16082 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:34 am to
Tell her you have lost count...
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:49 am to
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Any secure woman worth a shite doesn't ask this question.


Yeah I don't get why anyone asks this question.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 10:52 am to
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I see what you are saying, but if you are with the right type, that shouldn't be a concern. Women hate liars.
I told my ex that I had been with enough. Then, every girl we saw that I knew, she asked if I'd banged them. 9 times out of 10 it was a yes, and she stopped asking after a couple of weeks.

Telling her how many girls I've been with would be stupid, but impossible because I have no idea myself
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21590 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:03 am to
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I told my ex that I had been with enough. Then, every girl we saw that I knew, she asked if I'd banged them. 9 times out of 10 it was a yes, and she stopped asking after a couple of weeks.


So you have banged 90% of the girls you know?

OK
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85005 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:05 am to
me: more than I can count. Hundreds. Thousands maybe.
her: wow
me: I'm really good at sex
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:07 am to
Most of the ones I am friends with + a bunch of others. Out of the ones I have hung out with, probably so
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89506 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 11:10 am to
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I'm barely into single digits, but I read a lot.


This is where I'm at, if we're counting actual (not imaginary) ladies.
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