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re: What do you tell a woman when she asks how many people you've been with?

Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:01 am to
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:01 am to
If she's letting you hump her, and she wants to know, I feel like you should tell her the truth. She has a right to know what she's getting into.
This post was edited on 9/30/14 at 8:06 am
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17099 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:02 am to
quote:

"I've had more tang than NASA"


Are you asking on behalf of someone else?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124056 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:03 am to
quote:

More than a few less than a lot enough to uncover your smokin' g-spot




Impressive...


The women I've taken to bed (not to slumber)
Is frightfully high (and a fast growing number)
It's amazing, you see,
I've not gotten VD,
For my member is never encumbered.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97625 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:04 am to
I just act like I didn't understand the question then change the subject
Posted by Bacon84
Texas
Member since Oct 2012
653 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:04 am to
quote:

I feel like you owe it to her to tell her the truth. She's letting you hump her after all. It's common courtesy to tell her what she's getting into.


Because you actually expect her to give you her real number? Seriously?
I'm clean and tested, number doesn't matter.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81190 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:04 am to
Not a male, but..

1. Who asks that kind of shite?

2. If you ask, I'm telling your arse the truth.. so deal with it.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97625 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:05 am to
quote:

2. If you ask, I'm telling your arse the truth.. so deal with it.



How many dicks have you had in you LL?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73680 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:07 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124056 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:07 am to
quote:

How many dicks have you had in you LL?


More than a couple,
Less than en masse,
Enough that she knows,
She likes tongue in her arse.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:07 am to
*sits Indian style*
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28140 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:08 am to
"I've never been with anyone like you."

Look into her eyes when you say it and think of something sad.
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:08 am to
I see what you are saying, but if you are with the right type, that shouldn't be a concern. Women hate liars.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:10 am to
quote:

The women I've taken to bed (not to slumber)
Is frightfully high (and a fast growing number)
It's amazing, you see,
I've not gotten VD,
For my member is never encumbered.

Yeah, poetry in the High Manner style is the most delicate way to broach this subject with a maiden.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:10 am to
Tell her all that matters now is you're with the right one now.
Posted by mamoutiga
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2009
951 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:10 am to
If you're not capable of handling the worst case scenario, don't ask the question
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81190 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:13 am to
I should rephrase that. If you ask, I'm going to tell you it's not your business.

If you continue pressing on and then turn it into a fight, I'm going to detail every experience using lots of positive adjectives and then I'm going to bail

(At least that's what I like to imagine I'd do)
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 8:17 am to
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate. Players gonna play play play play. Taylor Swift says shake shake shake. Shake it off.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124056 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

If you continue pressing on and then turn it into a fight, I'm going to detail every experience using lots of positive adjectives and then I'm going to bail



You should practice here...
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:18 am to
dont say idk or i can't remember...just say don't worry about it
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33939 posts
Posted on 9/30/14 at 9:23 am to
You will say between 10 and 20. She will say less than 10. You will both be lying.
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