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Posted on 2/20/17 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 12:44 pm to
I knew of a woman who named her first two kids for where they was born.

First kid was named Ambulancy (Am-bu-lancy) born in an ambulance.

Second kid was named Emergancy (Em-er-gancy) born in an emergency rooom

I shite you not.


(I'm guessing on the spelling of these names because there's a good chance she figured out a way to squeeze in a "q" or two along with possibly a hyphen)
This post was edited on 2/20/17 at 12:46 pm
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21923 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 12:46 pm to
I went to school with a good bit of Vietnamese.

Long Pham (girl)
Bich Nguyen (girl)
Tien Nguyen (boy)


One of my best childhood friends (AA Boy) was name Nykee Johnson. Pronounced just like the shoe.
Posted by MorgusTheMagnificent
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 12:48 pm to
I once knew siblings named Lemonjello and Orangejello... true story
Posted by bamabkj
Member since Dec 2015
696 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 12:54 pm to
I didn't know him. But back with caller ID. My dad worked with this guy and when he called it showed up as Wacker, Peter.

So his name was Peter Wacker. If you know your last name is Wacker then you should not name your kid Peter. Me and my brothers use to laugh thinking how much hazing he probably got in school with that name.
This post was edited on 2/20/17 at 12:59 pm
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3490 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:05 pm to
A woman I worked with named her baby boy Alquerio Marche'. Was going to spell it Marsha but convinced to spell it different. It was on stupid baby names on the radio one friday. Almost wrecked my truck.

Worked with a lady named Randy Handy.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:14 pm to
The USC quarterback's grandpa was the Marlboro man, named Dick Hammer.

Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:19 pm to
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Weirdest named person you know?



I knew a guy named Zach.
Posted by LSUGlory16
Mville
Member since Jun 2014
1133 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:32 pm to
I played little league baseball with a kid named Richard Payne. You can guess what we called him.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47604 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:42 pm to
Daughter went to school with a kid named Espn.(pronounced S-pen)
Posted by BoddaBoom7
Oxford, AL
Member since Jul 2016
957 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:45 pm to
Raymond Grashold- the D is silent (Grass Hole)

Wimberley Wingo

Willie Twillie
Posted by Peter Venkman
Jackson, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2460 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 1:55 pm to
I have a teacher friend who had a student in her class in North Carolina that was named Noel, only it wasn't spelled that way; it was spelled Jkmno, like the consecutive series of letters in the alphabet without the l in between k and m.

I also heard a physician friend of mine tell me one time about a mother who named her son Nosmoking (No Smoking).
Posted by FrancisFromScottLA
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 2:26 pm to
Gravy Chambers
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:54 pm to
Anil Shithol
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79677 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:57 pm to
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the home plate umpire's name was Kevin Assmann.


Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:59 pm to
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My cousin named her daughters, Jasmine Blossum and Sunny Rae. Damn hippies.


Uh, does she know what the second one grew up to be?
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 7:59 pm to
James James (if I was him I'd never let my parents hear the end of it)

ETA: I have a colleague who has the last name Pepper. After graduation he is now known as Dr. Pepper.
This post was edited on 2/20/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71054 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 8:05 pm to
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Bich Nguyen (girl)


Did she go to UNO?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54508 posts
Posted on 2/20/17 at 8:11 pm to
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wss named harry johnson


I saw a guy named harry dicky in the phonebook.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 8:16 pm to
Ben Gay
Parents had a sense of humor. I'll allow it.

Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 2/20/17 at 8:21 pm to
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