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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
84 posts

Weight loss tips

Hey guys, I'm tired of being a blob. I need some weight loss tips, but first let me tell u a little about myself. I don't work out the only exercise I get is playing video games. I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight. Any help would be appreciated.


notiger1997
Member since May 2009
26052 posts

re: Weight loss tips
Take some viagra and go visit your mom.


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bigberg2000
LSU Fan
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
51968 posts

re: Weight loss tips
Troll bitch


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trident
Tennessee Fan
Member since Jul 2007
3559 posts

re: Weight loss tips
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I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight


crack or adderall


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Hat Tricks
LSU Fan
Natchitoches, LA
Member since Oct 2003
22549 posts

re: Weight loss tips
quote:

Hey guys, I'm tired of being a blob


quote:

I need some weight loss tips


quote:

I don't work out the only exercise I get is playing video games


Exercise and don't sit on your arse playing video games all the time. Did you really need to ask the help of the board to figure that out?


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Ark-Pine Bluff Fan
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
11832 posts

re: Weight loss tips
Get AIDS. You will start dropping the weight pretty quick. I hope it happens for you.


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elposter
Alabama Fan
Member since Dec 2010
9938 posts

re: Weight loss tips
If you kill yourself you will lose weight. That's my tip for you.


meaux5
LSU Fan
Lafayette/BR
Member since Sep 2010
9118 posts
Online

re: Weight loss tips
meth works wonders


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Flair Chops
Miami (FL) Fan
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
33731 posts

re: Weight loss tips
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the only exercise I get is playing video games
maybe you should stop playing first person shooters and switch to sports games. did wonders for my figure


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JOXYroxy
LSU Fan
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2007
5662 posts

re: Weight loss tips
a few weekends ago these older women were in the class i was taking at the gym. and told me that they drink a combination of luke warm water, honey, and a few drops of hot sauce every morning because it helps with weight loss. when i made a face they were like "well, Dr. Oz said to, so it must be good." apparently he's god for middle aged women when it comes to health.


CBLSU316
LSU Fan
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
9210 posts

re: Weight loss tips
Drink some Clorox.....the pounds will fall off. A gallon should do it.


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bigberg2000
LSU Fan
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
51968 posts

re: Weight loss tips
Yeah. It's all b.s. just move and eat better.


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fouldeliverer
LSU Fan
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
10772 posts

re: Weight loss tips


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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
84 posts

re: Weight loss tips
quote:

Exercise and don't sit on your arse playing video games all the time. Did you really need to ask the help of the board to figure that out?


Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.


greystreettoker
Ole Miss Fan
work, most likely
Member since Apr 2011
3417 posts

re: Weight loss tips
I play video games all the time, but am not a fat, lazy slob. Go exercise when no one else is on then come back for primetime gaming.


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Silent-Blob
Member since Dec 2012
84 posts

re: Weight loss tips
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If you kill yourself you will lose weight. That's my tip for you.


That was uncalled for.


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Cap Crunch
USA Fan
Geaux to Hell Ole Miss
Member since Dec 2010
41344 posts

re: Weight loss tips
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I'm really just looking for a pill I can take to lose the weight



I typically hate when people say this on here, but you're what's wrong with America


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Cap Crunch
USA Fan
Geaux to Hell Ole Miss
Member since Dec 2010
41344 posts

re: Weight loss tips
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Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.


Now I know you're trolling


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Hat Tricks
LSU Fan
Natchitoches, LA
Member since Oct 2003
22549 posts

re: Weight loss tips
quote:

Not everyone can exercise man, I hurt my back trying to do a sit-up once. I'm waiting on my disability now so untill that starts I can't do anything.


Pretty sad attempt at trolling


DrTyger
LSU Fan
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
22120 posts

re: Weight loss tips
Meth
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