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re: Tom Cruise leaving Church of Scientology
Posted on 7/6/15 at 3:46 pm to blueboy
Posted on 7/6/15 at 3:46 pm to blueboy
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Hey I like Tom Cruise's movies. I've been on board ever since the classic Losin It. It doesn't mean he doesn't like to jack off onto Elmo dolls while they're saying "I wanna be your best friend."
Maybe that's why they were so expensive back then. He was secretly buying them all and using them up like tissues.
Couldn't tell yah. I didn't ask to many questions after a former employee gave us his MO on a movie set.
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 3:46 pm to JBeam
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I am interested to see what happens to Clearwater when they abandon it.
Went to Clearwater late last year. That place gives me the creeps.
I assume you mean the downtown area of Clearwater where the church is located. Clearwater Beach is blowing up, I can count 5 Tower cranes when driving to work. Downtown Clearwater is a ghost town because of the church. No bars within a certain distance and the church folks are always out and about. Feel bad for the businesses hurting for customers.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 3:48 pm to Tiger Bawlz
quote:That character's name would be Les Grossman.
Referring to his character in Tropic Thunder. I thought the gift would have reiterated that point, but apparently not.
Rex Grossman is the horrible ex-NFL QB
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:03 pm to blueboy
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He wasn't just a movie star. He was a transformational leader in a church that claims 8 million members globally, a religious figure with true moral authority and the power to save the planet. Cruise came to believe he had special powers, that he was more equipped to helping a woman suffering postpartum depression than the medical establishment, that addicts would be better off consulting him than in rehab.
[Scientology head David] Miscavige encouraged Cruise's grandiosity. Marty Rathbun said that Miscavige told Cruise that they were among a select group of chosen ones, "big beings" who were destined to meet up with LRH on a planet called "Target Two."
Cruise used his celebrity to lobby Bill Clinton and ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair in pursuit of tax breaks for the church, which ex-members say has at least $1 billion in holdings.
Cruise was elated yet distracted by more earthly concerns. He was openly complaining about his lack of a girlfriend, and so once again Miscavige tasked church members with solving this problem. Cruise himself held auditions at the Celebrity Centre, under the guise of casting for his next "Mission: Impossible" film. On his list: Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Garner, whom he found the most compelling.
Also on his list: Katie Holmes. Researchers on the search for Cruise's next wife had come across a profile of Holmes, in which she spoke of a childhood crush on him.
Their first date was arranged in April 2005. Cruise took her for a night flight over LA in a helicopter stocked with take-out sushi - his typical, over-the-top, getting-to-know-you approach. Two weeks later, Holmes had moved in with him and cut off all contact with her friends and representatives. She was shadowed everywhere. In April 2006, Holmes gave birth to a daughter, Suri, and in November of that year, she and Cruise married . . .
For his part, Cruise believes his true aim in life is to convert all nonbelievers into the church, which, according to Scientology, will result in Earth's salvation. "Look," he said, "I wish the world was a different place. I'd like to go on vacation, and go and romp and play, you know what I mean? But I can't. Because I know. I know. I have to do something about it. You can sit here and wish it was different, but there's that moment where you go, ‘You know, I have to do something. Don't I?'
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:06 pm to blueboy
Shoving eels up his arse. Sticking his dick in tree knots. Use your imagination.
And they tape record the sessions, so they have proof.
It's more likely stories from the casting couch. As in how much dick he had to suck to break into Hollywood.
And they tape record the sessions, so they have proof.
It's more likely stories from the casting couch. As in how much dick he had to suck to break into Hollywood.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:07 pm to Tiger Bawlz
quote:I met him at an event at the Air and Space museum years ago. Seemed like a nice guy. He even patted my pregnant sister in law's belly.
Couldn't tell yah. I didn't ask to many questions after a former employee gave us his MO on a movie set.
Definitely not the kind of guy to shove sewing needles into his dickhole.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:10 pm to cajunangelle
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For his part, Cruise believes his true aim in life is to convert all nonbelievers into the church, which, according to Scientology, will result in Earth's salvation.
Motherfricker literally thinks he's Scientology's Jesus
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:10 pm to blueboy
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Definitely not the kind of guy to shove sewing needles into his dickhole.
But he might be the kind of guy to drink afterbirth while masturbating with female feces as lube.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:12 pm to blueboy
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Definitely not the kind of guy to shove sewing needles into his dickhole.
There you go judging again... like you never did that? I mean who hasn't shoved a needle or two there while trying desperately to lead the earth to ultimate salvation and reunion with our intergalactic overlord?
Come on, man.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:18 pm to Clutch Cargo
Cruise definitely has enough dirt and media support to handle anything they throw at him. My guess is if split is true church keeps head down, wishes him well, and Tom keeps his mouth shut as well.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:25 pm to Jamohn
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Jamohn
Tom Cruise leaving Church of Scientology
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Referring to his character in Tropic Thunder. I thought the gift would have reiterated that point, but apparently not.
That character's name would be Les Grossman.
Rex Grossman is the horrible ex-NFL QB
Rex Grossman
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:35 pm to tigerpimpbot
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:38 pm to Clutch Cargo
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I mean who hasn't shoved a needle or two there while trying desperately to lead the earth to ultimate salvation and reunion with our intergalactic overlord?
GUILTY
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:38 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:38 pm to TheCaterpillar
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But he might be the kind of guy to drink afterbirth while masturbating with female feces as lube.
Wait a minute. We talking about Mikelbr or Tom Cruise?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:41 pm to Jamohn
fricking dyslexia for the loss. 
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:43 pm to Tiger Bawlz
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:47 pm to TheCaterpillar
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But he might be the kind of guy to drink afterbirth while masturbating with female feces as lube.
See? There are things other than pedophilia that people could ostracize him for.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:55 pm to blueboy
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See? There are things other than pedophilia that people could ostracize him for.
You put anyone under the microscope like Scientology does, not just Cruise. It's a David vs.Goliath scenario if you plan on leaving.
This post was edited on 7/6/15 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
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His Napoleonic Complex is of epic proportions. That little shite needs to be publicly beaten and humiliated.
That Scientology documentary made it very clear that David Miscavige missed out on not being alive in Germany in the early 1930s. He really would have gone far in the Third Reich.
Tom Cruise has a real pit bull lawyer. I'm wondering if he's negotiating a deal with the Scientologists - "I'll step away quietly. But if any shite surfaces in the media about my sex life, I'll sue and run my mouth."
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