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re: Things you thought you could still do, but really can't because of your age.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:35 am to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:35 am to LSUTANGERINE
I used to walk the golf course with a full set of clubs slung over my shoulder. All seasons. Now, the thought of that, even with a lightened set of clubs, is incomprehensible. I would do it 3,4, or 5 times a week. I used to play the old Audubon course everyday after work. Great times, though.
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Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:38 am to LSUTANGERINE
Pee without some dribbling down my leg when I put it back in my pants. Can shake for 5 min and doesn't matter.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:40 am to tigburls
I thought this too but then I realized it was just the water from the bowl....I got a step stool to stand on to keep it out.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:47 am to LSUTANGERINE
Date a 16-year-old without going to jail.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:49 am to LSUTANGERINE
Run
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:51 am to LSUTANGERINE
Drink till 2am and work from 5am till 5pm and drink till 2am again
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:21 pm to jwall3
The most humiliating thing was when I was dragging myself through one crawl and the friction pulled my pants down to my ankles about halfway through. It was so tight I couldn't even reach my arms down to pull them up before I got out. My son and his friend along with 3 others were standing there in a logjam as I emerged. I was in a state of being utterly pissed off as I stood up with my pants around my ankles. Mumbled something to myself like "frick this BS."
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:38 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, as I ever was...
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:54 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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I literally woke up sore as frick from throwing darts the other night.
I literally lol'd reading this.
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:05 pm to LSUTANGERINE
quote:
I also thought I could still bowl well. I used to carry a 185 average. There were times when I had not bowled in five or more years and was always able to at least crack 150 or 160 the very first time I picked up a ball again. However recently I bowled only a 107 after about seven years. I was not even close to a strike. I threw in the towel.
Last time I went bowling I knocked down 9 pins and then missed the last one. 5 different times.
This post was edited on 1/14/21 at 11:22 am
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:07 pm to LSUTANGERINE
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:12 pm to oldcharlie8
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jump on a trampoline like I used to. used to jump all day. now........five minutes will kill me.
Are you a 48 year old woman?? Just asking, not going to elaborate, just asking...
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:16 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Squat 4o0
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:26 pm to tigerfoot
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Jumping out of the bed of my truck terrifies me now. I can do it, just hate it
same here...everytime I do it, I am convinced that I am going to frick something up to the point of surgery...
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:30 pm to Spankum
I shot a deer the other day on the edge of a hill which drops off 40 feet or so. Well of course it ran 4 steps and down the hill. Still feeling dragging it back up the hill.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:36 pm to Spankum
A lot of stuff. Running tops the list. I went roller skating 2 years ago for a youngsters party. Two times around the rink and I was through. I honestly remember skating being something automatic and something that I could do until I fell asleep. Getting old is embarrassing when you have kids/nieces/nephews.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:37 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Comb my hair 
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:37 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Catch my nephew to give him nuggies for messing with me. Found this out when we got together for Thanksgiving. I didn't take it well at all. He kept pulling my camp chair over backwards when I was trying to enjoy the campfire. Always been able to run them down at will but this time I couldn't gain a single step.
He did eventually trip and I was able to get over and light him up. But that's beside the point.
He did eventually trip and I was able to get over and light him up. But that's beside the point.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:37 pm to Bushmaster
I can't drink like I used to... 
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:08 pm to LSUTANGERINE
See
Hear
Run
Jump
Do a pull-up
Guard somebody in basketball
Breakdance
Button my pants
Sleep without snoring
Drink milk
Control hair growing from nose and ears
Have sex without getting winded
Stay awake past 9:30
Hear
Run
Jump
Do a pull-up
Guard somebody in basketball
Breakdance
Button my pants
Sleep without snoring
Drink milk
Control hair growing from nose and ears
Have sex without getting winded
Stay awake past 9:30
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