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re: The Workplace Bragger- "One Upper Edition"
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:08 am to tigerstripedjacket
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:08 am to tigerstripedjacket
The Dilbert comic strip has a character named Topper. No matter what someone does, he has done it bigger and better.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:11 am to tigerstripedjacket
Not a co-worker, but a neighbor back in the early 80s in Lafayette. Claimed he pitched three years for the Braves and was traded to the Dodgers, but threw out his shoulder before he could ever pitch for them. I used to watch the Braves almost every night on WTBS and never remembered him. He was helping coach my son's baseball team (14 and 15 year olds), and didn't know how to position the pitcher on a ball hit to the outfield with men on base. The guy had obviously never even played high school ball.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:26 am to tigerstripedjacket
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Billy Ray Valentine: [Billy Ray is in jail] I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you.
Even Bigger Black Guy: Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?
Big Black Guy: Yeah!
Billy Ray Valentine: [to cellmate #2] Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:29 am to bigpetedatiga
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One Upper
quote:
My guy is worse than all off our guys...
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:46 am to TigerstuckinMS
It would have played better had the dumbass not had the typo.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:52 am to LCA131
Had an acquaintance in college who claimed he would put a case of natty light down in the first couple of hours before each LSU game and then switch to whiskey. After a fifth of Jack he's just now getting buzzed. Guy was about 130 lbs soaking wet.
Also said the first time he ever smoked weed he smoked an eighth by himself.
Also said the first time he ever smoked weed he smoked an eighth by himself.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:54 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Had a coworker that was in the closet ghey and in a homosectional relationship. He obviously didn't think anyone knew, and he constantly talked about his wife. " Me and the old lady went up to shreveport this weekend.", "My old lady can't cook for shite." His old lady was a 6ft tall 200 lb dude. I just went along with it and kept my distance.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:05 pm to Yewkindewit
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CSB, I accidentally fat fingered the downvote arrow. My apologies.....
No worries. It is a coincidence that I was just thinking about downvotes. The "Check his knuckles" thread is my record.
After about ten pages of beating up on HT, I suggested that maybe it was enough. I got a few hundred downvotes from the "Kick a brother when he is down" crowd.
It was an awesome thread.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:09 pm to tigerstripedjacket
A friend once told me about a funny incident that happened to him at a restaurant. I repeated it to a co-worker who knew the friend. About a year later, the co-worker tells me the same thing, but now he has substituted himself for my friend in the story.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:19 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Had a lady tell me once that her husband ran marathons to "warm up" for his 100 mile runs and that he also ran Pike's Peak.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:23 pm to bigpetedatiga
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My guy is worse than all off our guys...
Did you just one up in a thread about one uppers?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:30 pm to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
I had an architect co-worker that the contractors called the million year old man. They said he would have to be a million years old to do all the things he said he had done!??
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:38 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:52 pm to 75503Tiger
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most recently had a young fella told me he used to throw a 103 mph fastball in high school
Which OT baller is this?
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:30 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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Which OT baller is this?
The one with the noodle arm.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:50 pm to Hangit
I knew a fair amount of lurkers and a few posters, and I think yall scared them too much to say anything. The few that did got chastised or called my alters, and quit the thread. Had to go it alone for like 100 pages
I'm still rocking and rolling, and will continue to provide pics when I can. With Rag and Paige not posting, it just isn't as fun to prove people wrong. The OT is a shell of its former self.
Other than the kid complaining about his gf that left his photobucket open, I don't think there has been anything high quality lately. Maybe I'm forgetting though
I'm still rocking and rolling, and will continue to provide pics when I can. With Rag and Paige not posting, it just isn't as fun to prove people wrong. The OT is a shell of its former self.
Other than the kid complaining about his gf that left his photobucket open, I don't think there has been anything high quality lately. Maybe I'm forgetting though
Posted on 1/29/17 at 3:38 pm to Hammertime
Help my memory here. After you clipped him, didn't he go out to an old Honda Accord? There was also something about throwing peanuts at you.
In addition, I was always sorry you never got the girl at the breakfast sandwich drive-thru window.
In addition, I was always sorry you never got the girl at the breakfast sandwich drive-thru window.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 3:42 pm to 75503Tiger
Not a 103, but a guy who would have graduated from plaquemine high in 04 had a high 90s.
Got his girlfriend pregnant and dropped out.
Not saying your guy did, but squandered talent is out there.
Got his girlfriend pregnant and dropped out.
Not saying your guy did, but squandered talent is out there.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:11 pm to X123F45
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Not a 103, but a guy who would have graduated from plaquemine high in 04 had a high 90s
It must have been a well kept secret. Somebody would have showed up to see the kid throw and decide if he was coachable. It could have changed his life, bigly.
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