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re: The Workplace Bragger- "One Upper Edition"

Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18750 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:08 am to
The Dilbert comic strip has a character named Topper. No matter what someone does, he has done it bigger and better.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20271 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:11 am to
Not a co-worker, but a neighbor back in the early 80s in Lafayette. Claimed he pitched three years for the Braves and was traded to the Dodgers, but threw out his shoulder before he could ever pitch for them. I used to watch the Braves almost every night on WTBS and never remembered him. He was helping coach my son's baseball team (14 and 15 year olds), and didn't know how to position the pitcher on a ball hit to the outfield with men on base. The guy had obviously never even played high school ball.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62759 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Billy Ray Valentine: [Billy Ray is in jail] I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you.

Even Bigger Black Guy: Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?

Big Black Guy: Yeah!

Billy Ray Valentine: [to cellmate #2] Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches?




Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

One Upper
quote:

My guy is worse than all off our guys...

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72596 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:46 am to
It would have played better had the dumbass not had the typo.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35292 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 10:52 am to
Had an acquaintance in college who claimed he would put a case of natty light down in the first couple of hours before each LSU game and then switch to whiskey. After a fifth of Jack he's just now getting buzzed. Guy was about 130 lbs soaking wet.

Also said the first time he ever smoked weed he smoked an eighth by himself.
Posted by tigertyler
Bogie's
Member since Sep 2016
851 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:54 pm to
Had a coworker that was in the closet ghey and in a homosectional relationship. He obviously didn't think anyone knew, and he constantly talked about his wife. " Me and the old lady went up to shreveport this weekend.", "My old lady can't cook for shite." His old lady was a 6ft tall 200 lb dude. I just went along with it and kept my distance.

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39106 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:05 pm to
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CSB, I accidentally fat fingered the downvote arrow. My apologies.....


No worries. It is a coincidence that I was just thinking about downvotes. The "Check his knuckles" thread is my record.

After about ten pages of beating up on HT, I suggested that maybe it was enough. I got a few hundred downvotes from the "Kick a brother when he is down" crowd.

It was an awesome thread.

Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:09 pm to
A friend once told me about a funny incident that happened to him at a restaurant. I repeated it to a co-worker who knew the friend. About a year later, the co-worker tells me the same thing, but now he has substituted himself for my friend in the story.
Posted by LSUTIGER16
Biloxi
Member since Oct 2005
260 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:19 pm to
Had a lady tell me once that her husband ran marathons to "warm up" for his 100 mile runs and that he also ran Pike's Peak.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23374 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:23 pm to
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My guy is worse than all off our guys...


Did you just one up in a thread about one uppers?
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
2107 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:30 pm to
I had an architect co-worker that the contractors called the million year old man. They said he would have to be a million years old to do all the things he said he had done!??
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13426 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54499 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 1:52 pm to
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most recently had a young fella told me he used to throw a 103 mph fastball in high school



Which OT baller is this?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:30 pm to
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Which OT baller is this?

The one with the noodle arm.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 2:50 pm to
I knew a fair amount of lurkers and a few posters, and I think yall scared them too much to say anything. The few that did got chastised or called my alters, and quit the thread. Had to go it alone for like 100 pages

I'm still rocking and rolling, and will continue to provide pics when I can. With Rag and Paige not posting, it just isn't as fun to prove people wrong. The OT is a shell of its former self.


Other than the kid complaining about his gf that left his photobucket open, I don't think there has been anything high quality lately. Maybe I'm forgetting though
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39106 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 3:38 pm to
Help my memory here. After you clipped him, didn't he go out to an old Honda Accord? There was also something about throwing peanuts at you.

In addition, I was always sorry you never got the girl at the breakfast sandwich drive-thru window.


Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27378 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 3:42 pm to
Not a 103, but a guy who would have graduated from plaquemine high in 04 had a high 90s.

Got his girlfriend pregnant and dropped out.

Not saying your guy did, but squandered talent is out there.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39106 posts
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:11 pm to
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Not a 103, but a guy who would have graduated from plaquemine high in 04 had a high 90s


It must have been a well kept secret. Somebody would have showed up to see the kid throw and decide if he was coachable. It could have changed his life, bigly.

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