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The Workplace Bragger- "One Upper Edition"
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:18 am
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:18 am
Every job site has the guy who makes up the biggest lies about his personal life. I'd love to hear some of the tall tales you've heard at your workplace.
Had a coworker who claimed he "punched a shark right in the face" while working as an underwater welder. I'm not even sure he can weld.
For your troubles:
Had a coworker who claimed he "punched a shark right in the face" while working as an underwater welder. I'm not even sure he can weld.
For your troubles:
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Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:27 am to tigerstripedjacket
Can't see shite for my troubles
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:31 am to Miller Lite Fan
My old boss at work would always counter anyone's story with their own story. Just a for instance. Me. I worked on my sprinkler system today and fixed the valve head. Him. I used to install sprinklers at high end golf courses. Every fricken day
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:36 am to tigerstripedjacket
Had a trucker once tell me he drove from New Orleans to Jackson Mississippi in an hour flat.
Same guy told me he once drove his Mustang so fast the back window just blew out of it.
Same guy told me he once drove his Mustang so fast the back window just blew out of it.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:36 am to tigerstripedjacket
A guy in my office claims to have travelled all over the world in past jobs. I asked if he had been to China, as we have to go frequently. He said he had been six times. Within seven months he and I have to go and I am helping him with his Visa and it asks "have you ever been to China" and I checked yes for him, then he says I better say no since it's been a long time ago. He lies all the time.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:39 am to tigerstripedjacket
I've had several coworkers like this ober the years but honestly I couldn't tell you any of their stories anymore. They went in one ear and out the other after I got a good laugh out of them.
I'll try to think of some
I'll try to think of some
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:43 am to Breesus
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Had a trucker once tell me he drove from New Orleans to Jackson Mississippi in an hour flat.
MapQuest says that is 196 miles.
I work occasionally with a guy that claims to have been raised in a nudist colony. He started banging cougars at 12.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:45 am to MadDoggyStyle
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I am helping him with his Visa and it asks "have you ever been to China" and I checked yes for him, then he says I better say no since it's been a long time ago. He lies all the time.
catching people in a lie is alone of fun, isn't it. Posted on 1/29/17 at 6:46 am to Hangit
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MapQuest says that is 196 miles.
Yeah this dude was says entertaining to talk to. He said he did it in his 18 wheeler with a full trailer.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:04 am to tigerstripedjacket
My boss would live vicariously through my sexual escapades and he'd always rebuttal with, 'I did the same thing to your mom last night'
He was my dad, I couldn't argue.
He was my dad, I couldn't argue.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:09 am to tigerstripedjacket
We need some of Hammertime's coworkers to chime in.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:11 am to tigerstripedjacket
I work with this guy, he drives a Ford sedan, has 4 kids by three different wives and makes about 60K a yr.
Every other Monday he will come in with "We were at the Maserati dealership this weekend". Or "We were at the Mercedes dealership" Blah Blah Blah
We went to lunch the other day and he told some random server that her was raised on a working cattle ranch.
Every other Monday he will come in with "We were at the Maserati dealership this weekend". Or "We were at the Mercedes dealership" Blah Blah Blah
We went to lunch the other day and he told some random server that her was raised on a working cattle ranch.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:12 am to tigerstripedjacket
Most recently a young guy told me he used to have a 103mph fastball when he pitched in high school.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:13 am to tigerstripedjacket
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Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:20 am to Hangit
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MapQuest says that is 196 miles.
Maybe he thought that New Orleans East was Jackson. They are similar in many ways.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:23 am to Breesus
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Same guy told me he once drove his Mustang so fast the back window just blew out of it.
I bet his gas mileage was fantastic at that speed.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:24 am to BobABooey
Or Baton Rouge
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:25 am to Breesus
There are a couple Porsche models that could make it, assuming top speed could be maintained for the entirety. Maybe he had one of those experimental Porsche rigs. Yeah, that's the ticket.
I had cars pass me on the autobahn that I didn't have time to identify. Of course, I was driving an Audi at the time. Wouldna happened in my Porsche.
I had cars pass me on the autobahn that I didn't have time to identify. Of course, I was driving an Audi at the time. Wouldna happened in my Porsche.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:25 am to tigerstripedjacket
Oh yea, I had a pet shark who punched one of my employees right in the kisser.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 7:31 am to Breesus
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guy told me he once drove his Mustang so fast the back window just blew out of it.
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