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The cray cray is out: GOAT stories

Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:19 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:19 am
I had buddy of mine date a chick who just went all cray cray on him. Disclosure: she is a single mom. They had been dating for 6 months. She lives 300 miles from him, so he was staying with her on the weekends. They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field. She told him he was not going to stop and look at that car because her kids in the back were hungry. He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."

Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.

Eta

He was at a gas station sleeping in his car after he left and cops pull up. She accused him of forced entry and slapping her around. There was no evidence to support her claim and it went no where. The texts were much more spooky to me.
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 10:57 am
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:21 am to
Great story
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to
wat?
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to
Sounds familiar


She from Kentucky ?
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to
Please die.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to
Nope. Washington State.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9324 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:23 am to


Just submitted this riveting tale
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:23 am to
You first.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:24 am to
don't use the term cray cray ever again. k thanks.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:24 am to
quote:

rebeloke
quote:

I had buddy of mine date a chick who just went all cray cray on him. Disclosure: she is a single mom. They had been dating for 6 months. She lives 300 miles from him, so he was staying with her on the weekends. They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field. She told him he was not going to stop and look at that car because her kids in the back were hungry. He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to." Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.


You thought this was a :csb worthy story. It's pretty obvious. But in reality, what you considered-from an OT standpoint, anyway-hot snot on a silver platter really and truly is kind of a cold booger on a paper plate.

Try harder next time, Bro.
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3450 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:25 am to
Please stop posting. Please. Please. Please
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278171 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:25 am to
quote:

He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."


Posted by Shaqstrodamus
West Monroe,Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
176 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:25 am to
you literally gave us zero substance to what was in those texts and if you arn't going to give us substance, why mention them?
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51814 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:26 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:26 am to
quote:

you literally gave us zero substance to what was in those texts and if you arn't going to give us substance, why mention them?

not to mention pics of the biotch
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:27 am to
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28082 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:30 am to
quote:

"Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."


He did the right thing.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16065 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:31 am to
You have to set the bar low, so others can be encouraged to one up you. Do you really want to read the dribble of a chick with bags of cats in her head? She said he was a sick frick and do not contact her or her kids. She said that in a variety of ways but it never mild. Then she always said God bless you and thank you. What stands out is that she sent so many straight away and relentlessly for 4 days straight.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:31 am to
Did he even stop and look at the car? You're really not giving us anything to work with here.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102973 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:32 am to
Your post sucked arse . make up better stories next time.



Thank you and God Bless you.
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