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re: The cray cray is out: GOAT stories

Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:32 am to
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:32 am to
No pics of mom, no transcript of texts... I'm sending this to the judges but it doesn't look good.



Yep, big fail. Try to do better next time.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:34 am to
That's the best you could come up with?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16062 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:35 am to
In Japan 1 is the best. I love Kung fu theater.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

I had buddy of mine date a chick who just went all cray cray on him. Disclosure: she is a single mom. They had been dating for 6 months. She lives 300 miles from him, so he was staying with her on the weekends. They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field. She told him he was not going to stop and look at that car because her kids in the back were hungry. He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."

Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.
Thank you and God bless you.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:39 am to
A novelist you're not.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16062 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:41 am to
I am really surprised at the surprise.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:41 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:47 am to
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I am really surprised at the surprise.



the bitch has nothing on my ex, I have so much saved/recorded data and voice mails from her that I could make up a greatest hits album with a couple of sequels
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:48 am to
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, I have so much saved/recorded data and voice mails from her that I could make up a greatest hits album with a couple of sequels



Y'all really know how to pickem.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:49 am to
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Y'all really know how to pickem.


you're next!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39022 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:53 am to
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They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field


Camaro? Chevelle? What motor and Caitlyn? year? Unrestored? Details are needed.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16062 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:53 am to
Well, had the OT not acted like a big bag of dildos I was going to put a little more spice I that gumbo.

Aka The rest of the story. You got it.

He was at a gas station sleeping in his car after he left and cops pull up. She accused him of forced entry and slapping her around. There was no evidence to support her claim and it went no where. The texts were much more spooky to me.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:54 am to
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you're next!



You certainly do have a type now don't you?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16062 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:55 am to
I am not a car guy but he said is was an RSS? I think Camaro.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:57 am to
please keep us updated

fascinating
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26415 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:01 am to
Down vote... Grown men shouldn't use the term "cray cray"...
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16062 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:04 am to
The OT now believes rebeloke is a grown up? I got older but never grew up pal!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:14 am to
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There was no evidence to support her claim and it went no where

he's lucky, usually all it takes is the woman saying he did it and he's spending the night in the clink
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:22 am to
We know it's you dumb arse
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6608 posts
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:24 am to
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cray cray

Something no straight man should ever say.

ETA: Hangover Haven beat me to it.
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 11:25 am
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