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re: The cray cray is out: GOAT stories
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:30 am to GeeOH
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:30 am to GeeOH
It is either an RS or an SS. There is no RSS, But I digress...
Your friend is the ultimate dumbass. He drives 300 miles to sleep with a woman that has three kids? He can find that locally in about 15 minutes. He would just have to agree to feed her before he does her, then go through a drive thru to feed her kids on the way to drop her off.
Single moms with three kids have slim options. 300 miles. Dumbass.
If he put an ad on Craigslist saying he was willing to date a woman with three kids, his computer would gain a pound from all the emails he would get.
Your friend is the ultimate dumbass. He drives 300 miles to sleep with a woman that has three kids? He can find that locally in about 15 minutes. He would just have to agree to feed her before he does her, then go through a drive thru to feed her kids on the way to drop her off.
Single moms with three kids have slim options. 300 miles. Dumbass.
If he put an ad on Craigslist saying he was willing to date a woman with three kids, his computer would gain a pound from all the emails he would get.
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:40 am to Hangit
Cray cray? English por favor
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:42 am to rebeloke
Once you experience the true crazy of woman you will be much more cautious in the dating scene.
I once called the sheriff's office telling them I was kicking a woman out of my house because she refused to leave. I was anticipating all sorts of bs accusations. They were of course no help at all. Did not give a frick.
Once I got her to leave it was a week solid of calls and txts to me and my parents with all kinds of nasty shite. Thankfully she didn't accuse me of a crime because you damn sure know the sheriff would be out to arrest me with the quickness.
I once called the sheriff's office telling them I was kicking a woman out of my house because she refused to leave. I was anticipating all sorts of bs accusations. They were of course no help at all. Did not give a frick.
Once I got her to leave it was a week solid of calls and txts to me and my parents with all kinds of nasty shite. Thankfully she didn't accuse me of a crime because you damn sure know the sheriff would be out to arrest me with the quickness.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:53 am to Hangit
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It is either an RS or an SS. There is no RSS, But I digress...
You're right, there is no RSS, but it's not either an SS or RS. There is the 2SS/RS, if we're speaking on new 5th gens. Could be he's talking about a classic, or a Chevy SS sedan. Who knows, OP is unclear
Posted on 7/2/15 at 11:55 am to rebeloke
Please learn how to write.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:06 pm to 7thWardTiger
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There is the 2SS/RS, if we're speaking on new 5th gens.
He is from MS. It is obviously a '78-'81.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:09 pm to rebeloke
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He was at a gas station sleeping in his car
what a loser...he should beg her back
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:13 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Your post sucked arse . make up better stories next time.
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Tiger Ryno
When THIS GUY calls out the OP for a stupid arse story/post, You take note.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:14 pm to mikelbr
surprised you haven't contributed an actual goat story yet
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:17 pm to link
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surprised you haven't contributed an actual goat story yet
My stories are usually funny and sexual. Not that crazy with cops and shite.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 12:23 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:08 pm to Hangit
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It is either an RS or an SS. There is no RSS, But I digress...
It reminds one of-
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:10 pm to rebeloke
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Disclosure: she is a single mom.
no way?!
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:22 pm to rebeloke
This story would be much less trashy if it happened on a Carnival cruise.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 8:45 pm to Jim Rockford
For sure!
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