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re: Spinoff: How do you baws feel about going to a female Dr?

Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:08 pm to
sounds like you missed a great "selfie" opportunity.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:09 pm to
I had a very attractive female Dr. for my physical this year. I was expecting her to bring in a male nurse, but she just reach down for the love sack and check each berry very thoroughly.

Unfortunately, I had severe Doctor's Office Stage fright and my penis was damn near inverted into my abdomen. I don't know what it is about doctors, but my wiener is terrified of them.
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Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:10 pm to
I'd wait until there was lull in the conversation and then tell her to go fetch me a sammich.

Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:11 pm to
Don't care. My wife is a surgeon.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97647 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:14 pm to
I'll bring my kids to a chick pediatrician for a runny nose but anything more than that and I want to see a guy.
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:14 pm to
Are you 12?
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25486 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:19 pm to
I went to a nice looking female dr. for a hernia check. She proposed to me upon visual so I guess it worked out well.
Posted by dat yat
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Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:20 pm to
My doc is female. I even asked for an STD check one time and it was fine.

I'm 50, will need some probing done this year and noticed she has nice skinny fingers.
Posted by Tic44
Neville
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:23 pm to
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Why would he be reticient to discuss his explosive diareah with a smokeshow chick doc?

Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:23 pm to
If she gives you a physical it counts as sects.
Posted by The Baker
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:24 pm to
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Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:28 pm to
I had to get a colonoscopy and endoscopy simultaneously at age 27 last year because of stomach pains (ended up being a bad ulcer). The doc was a male but right after they gave me the medicine to knock me out, TWO hot and young female nurses came in with the giant fricking camera that goes up my butthole.

Like 3 weeks later, I see one of them sitting at a table with my wife's good friend at a restaurant. They were new roommates and we are now friends. Its hilarious thinking about how this chick has seen ALLLLLL of me, inside and out

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20042 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:29 pm to
I Saw a friend of mine's wife, a local MD, for,several years. It was odd the first time during the squeezing of the berries and the finger poke but ok after that.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25946 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:34 pm to
I went to a sports chiropractor once and she was hot. I had a hamstring injury. I got a huge erection when she was working on me. I had sweatpants on so it was noticeable.

I don't consider her a doctor but as close as I've had.
Posted by Shakita Bonita
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Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:37 pm to
I'm sure they'd have to fight the urge to bang you, old man
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:39 pm to
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Is it ever awkward discussing certain things with her? I've only used one once; it was a sixtyish Indian woman, and for a sinus infection. idk what it would be like discussing prostates or bowel movements with a young smokeshow.

Had to go to the student health center for some pretty bad constipation and my doc was a very attractive woman early 30's. It was honestly hilarious talking openly about my shits with a beautiful woman. I was trying not to crack the whole time. She also had a big arse ring on her hand so I wasn't really worried about trying to impress.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:54 pm to
I need pics to decide how I'd feel about it.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:57 pm to
Sorry you have a small pecker "baw"
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:58 pm to
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Posted by Mullet Flap
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:58 pm to
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