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re: Spinoff- Fastest you got laid after meeting someone for the first time

Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:12 am to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68275 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:12 am to
I didnt time it but I can figure it out now:

met her. she got in my car. drove to hotel, paid for an hour, went to room, banged her within two minutes.

so maybe 15 minutes? give or take a minute
Posted by massiveattack
CharLIT/Chapel Chill
Member since Oct 2010
11554 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:12 am to
The major slut assumption would be correct. She's damn hot, I regret nothing.


And I wasn't bragging, I answered the OP honestly.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 10:15 am
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29719 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:15 am to
[quote]PurpleAndGold86[quote]

I'm thinking sevendust sounds like more fun than you. Judgmental and angry are no way to go through life. LSU fans are supposed to be better than that!
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:17 am to
He wasn't bragging. You honestly didn't expect answers like the one he gave when considering the OPs question?
Posted by Beerinthepocket
Dallas
Member since May 2011
852 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:17 am to
quote:

met her. she got in my car. drove to hotel, paid for an hour, went to room, banged her within two minutes, paid her $150.


FIFY
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:18 am to
quote:

I'm thinking sevendust sounds like more fun than you. Judgmental and angry are no way to go through life. LSU fans are supposed to be better than that!


I rag on a dude for raw dogging a slut and I'm angry and judgemental?

It wasn't an angry comment in the least bit.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:20 am to
quote:

He wasn't bragging. You honestly didn't expect answers like the one he gave when considering the OPs question?


Good Lord. I was ribbing on the dude for sucking so bad in bed that the chick got her creampie eaten later that night. Wtf is wrong with some of you guys.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12152 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:21 am to
I need to go to PF Changs more often
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29719 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:22 am to
quote:

It wasn't an angry comment in the least bit.


My bad then.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10044 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:23 am to
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:24 am to
quote:

I need to go to PF Changs more often


Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:27 am to
That Reggie's cream pie girl sounds like a monumental whore. Good god
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10044 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:31 am to
quote:

That Reggie's cream pie girl sounds like a monumental whore. Good god

They make the world go 'round, chap.

That girl is likely married to a poster here, one that showed up in the secks number thread claiming two, maybe three, lifetime partners.

Sex is Special
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:32 am to
quote:

That Reggie's cream pie girl sounds like a monumental whore. Good god



These types are definitely more common than many would think
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:34 am to
Preakness...back in the day, when the infield was fun.

They were starting to clear everybody out and was stumbling next to this random chick. Just got down in the mud and started getting after it. Maybe 2 minutes? Tough to tell, I was really drunk.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:34 am to
About an hour and a half or so
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Preakness...back in the day, when the infield was fun.

Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:42 am to
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This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 7:52 pm
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Preakness


I went last year and it was fricking lame. Back in the day when you could bring your own booze were great times.
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:57 am to
quote:

I agree. I'm a suburban jerkoff now with two kids and I don't even drink anymore. I relish those days of drug fueled debauchery though!


Amen.
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