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re: Spinoff- Fastest you got laid after meeting someone for the first time

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Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
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Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:52 am to
I walked in on some train action back in the Army days. So like 25 seconds.
Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17715 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:52 am to
I banged a chick I met at the GoldMine in less than 30 minutes.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:54 am to
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Went to free drinks at shadys at 8pm with a buddy. A girl he knew started talking to us, by 9pm me and the girl are at my aptmt doing the deed

* Also of note--I didn't use a condom or pull out and when we were done I dropped her off at Reggie's....,I hear about a week later that some guy brought her home from Reggie's and ate her out.

This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 9:58 am
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:56 am to
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I love cocaine.


Not exactly proud of that behavior. Sprayin and prayin with chicks you don't even know their name is not something I make a habit out of.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:01 am to
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Sprayin and prayin

Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31687 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:02 am to
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* Also of note--I didn't use a condom or pull out and when we were done I dropped her off at Reggie's....,I hear about a week later that some guy brought her home from Reggie's and ate her out.


man you kids are fricking stupid
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29717 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:03 am to
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Not exactly proud of that behavior. Sprayin and prayin with chicks you don't even know their name is not something I make a habit out of.


I agree. I'm a suburban jerkoff now with two kids and I don't even drink anymore. I relish those days of drug fueled debauchery though!
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:04 am to
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man you kids are fricking stupid

Ain't no shame in raw doggin
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:05 am to
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I agree. I'm a suburban jerkoff now with two kids and I don't even drink anymore. I relish those days of drug fueled debauchery though!


Yeah I'm only 25 but am lucky I never fathered any children although I had to pay for 2 abortions even tho one told me she was "on the pill"
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:06 am to
post game tailgate at a redskins mnf game met her in the parking lot went to the woods 10mins later.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:07 am to
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Yeah I'm only 25 but am lucky I never fathered any children although I had to pay for 2 abortions even tho one told me she was "on the pill"


Damn...

Posted by massiveattack
CharLIT/Chapel Chill
Member since Oct 2010
11554 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:07 am to
Damn bro.

Out of curiosity, how much does an out of pocket abortion cost?
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:08 am to
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This kid brought two girls into my room to do some yay and one of them immediately starting hooking up with me and we fricked. I never even knew her name so I guess 0 minutes.



don't drag our fraternity's name through the mud
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10044 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:09 am to
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man you kids are fricking stupid

It's not real sex if you're wearing a condom.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:09 am to
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I walked in on some train action back in the Army days. So like 25 seconds.



Military chicks are sluts. Esp fresh out of basic while in training.

Gangbang parties
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:09 am to
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Also of note--I didn't use a condom or pull out and when we were done I dropped her off at Reggie's....,I hear about a week later that some guy brought her home from Reggie's and ate her out.


Wow, congrats on raw dogging a chick that is such a slut she fricks a dude that she just met and then has another dude lick her snatch later that night.

Either you were horrendously bad and gave her no satisfaction or she is was a major slut and she probably got a cream pie the night before you bagged her.

Either case, I don't think I would brag.
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:09 am to
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Out of curiosity, how much does an out of pocket abortion cost?



This one place in morgantown they cost like 300, I just gave her 250 and said you pay for the rest. But I went to the clinic to make sure she got the abortion and didn't pocket the money and bounce.

The other one was in high school and her parents paid for it.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 10:11 am
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:10 am to
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Sprayin and prayin


stop using my terms

it eventually caught up to me
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29717 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:10 am to
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Yeah I'm only 25 but am lucky I never fathered any children although I had to pay for 2 abortions even tho one told me she was "on the pill"


I lucked out in that department as well. Fatherhood is easier to enjoy when it isn't coming as a big "surprise!"
Posted by dafuqusay
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
769 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:11 am to
Got off work and went across the street to PF Changs for some drinks. Chick at the bar sitting solo and she enquires about the bottle of wine im drinking. No idea how long shed been at the bar before I was there, but you could tell she was getting pretty friendly. Shared some wine with her, went to the patio for a little bit, feeling her up, and eventually back to the parking garage and banged in my car. dropped her off at her place and never heard from her again.
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