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re: speaking in tongue? WTF
Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:59 am to Blitzed
Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:59 am to Blitzed
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Tongues is merely an ancient alien language that was thought to our ancestors through Angels, who are technically aliens. They would come to earth and skull frick our women with their huge Nephimum dicks to induce incredible orgasims, causing them to speak in such a way.
bro
the Nephilim are the offspring of the giants/aliens and human womenz, not the aliens themselves
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Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:02 am to SlowFlowPro
We have lost track of the true purpose of this thread.... the holy spirit...
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:03 am to Pectus
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there's an interpreter present or people can understand them.
That is not the case in these churches.
not exactly true
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:04 am to maxxrajun70
It's fake, and I am a Christian
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:05 am to VetteGuy
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So you've attended a few of the services then?
I have.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:05 am to Strannix
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and I am a Christian
you thought this validated something?
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:06 am to maxxrajun70
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Is it fake?
Sometimes it's mob mentality, other times its people looking for attention. There are plenty of studies on the topic, so I am missing some mentality disorders/cool ways the brain works that also cause this.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:06 am to LSUfanNkaty
you know what is a very similar (and just as awkward) scenario?
the martial art "master" complex (esp in Japan)
Akido is full of them
here is one example. i'm looking for a better one
dudes will straight up play a theatrical performance in submission to the master and his "chi"
great example. he's not even touching them
the martial art "master" complex (esp in Japan)
Akido is full of them
here is one example. i'm looking for a better one
dudes will straight up play a theatrical performance in submission to the master and his "chi"
great example. he's not even touching them
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 10:07 am
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:08 am to maxxrajun70
I would gtfo. The folks raising their hand during music kinda scare me.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:08 am to SlowFlowPro
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the martial art "master" complex
Saw Joe Rogan post a bunch of stuff on this the other day on IG actually... good stuff
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:09 am to LSUfanNkaty
really? 
he used to talk about it a bunch like a year ago
the Akido guys are the worst/best
he used to talk about it a bunch like a year ago
the Akido guys are the worst/best
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:11 am to maxxrajun70
Speaking in tongues is totally fake. Real Christians handle venomous snakes...
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:11 am to SlowFlowPro
Yea buddy lol. Last week or the week before last. I'll see if I can find some of the gif clips...they were gold 
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:15 am to Salmon
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Seeing them fall on the floor and go nuts with talking in tongues freaks me the frick out every time.
When I was six years old I went with neighbors to a pentecostal church. I had never heard of "catching the holy ghost or speaking in tongues". During the sermon this chick sitting right in front of me who was probably 12 or so caught the holy ghost. She wound up laying in the isle on the floor flopping around like a fish out of water, having seizures, and speaking tongues. All of the older women formed a circle around her and were yelling and crying.
Very bad scene for someone of any age not expecting it, especially a six year old kid.
I headed towards the isle opposite of where she was and walked the 2 1/2 miles to the house. I couldn't even sleep for a few nights. I was very afraid I was going to catch the holy ghost just from being so close to her when she caught it. Never went back to a pentecostal church again.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:17 am to maxxrajun70
Yikes try Healing Place
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:21 am to maxxrajun70
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:27 am to SlowFlowPro
those videosPosted on 8/8/16 at 10:28 am to Salmon
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My wife was raised as Pentecosta
That's why.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:29 am to oldcharlie8
Google videos of the Holy Ghost bartender.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:33 am to oldcharlie8
quote:you submit to the Holy Spirit, recognize its presence and just talk along i guess. That part I couldn't do
what's supposed to be the "point" in talking in tongues?
I used to go to Bethany as a kid I remember that much.
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