re: Something you have done that no one else has

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You don't think anyone has ever done that?

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An unwilling Monson? Maybe. Unlikely.

The post was edited that night. It was up long enough though. I'm fine with you not believing me.

I interrupted the ordaining of a baptist minister by power sliding my 83 240 Volvo damn near into the crowd gathered for the ceremony. Then sprayed the crowd with gravel and dust as I took off. I would have kicked my teenage self's arse for many things.

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Drank a Budweiser on the North Pole while in the Navy. The captain brought enough beer so each crew member could have 1 on the ice. USS Charlotte surfaced through 6 ft of ice. A record when we did it, I doubt that record has been broken in 12 years. Looking back, that captain would've been crucified by big navy had they found out we were cracking some cold ones with the boys.

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I doubt this was the only Navy vessel to do this(drinking beer at the North Pole, not the breaking ice.) Ships always carry beer, it is a long standing Naval tradition.

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Authorization
When a vessel has been at sea for 45 continuous days and has more than 5 days left before coming into port, then a ship captain may request permission from the Numbered Fleet Commander to conduct a beer day. This authorization is not automatic and is subject to operational commitments, local threat assessments and the Commander's approval. This event is authorized once every 45 days at sea, so once a beer day is held, the ship's crew has to wait another 45 continuous days without a port call until another beer day could be authorized.
Intent
The purpose of a beer day is to boost ship morale by providing the crew with an opportunity to relax and are usually coordinated with cook-outs, authorized wear of civilian clothes and other operational stand-downs commonly referred to as Steel Beach Picnics.

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I figured you would go with literally jumping a shark.

I legally bag hundreds of pounds of marijuana every other week and get paid for it. It's pretty neat.

Called in sick on my off day?

Took 5 hour nap on a mound of rope while holding a fully auto rifle at a dock in St. Bernard parish

I tried to pick up golf after a friend of mine took me to a driving range for a week or so to show me how to hit the ball.

First time I tried to play the course I birdied a par 4 on the first hole I ever played. Pure fricking luck I sliced right into the rough and there were 2 trees blocking the green which was elevated and to the right of me past the trees.

I managed to hit the ball just perfect where it went between the trees curved to the right and land 1 ft from the hole. My friend was shocked. I then proceeded to do awful the rest of the course

Lived my life as me