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So which one of you OT ballers is married to this woman?

Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:35 am
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33939 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:35 am
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I Cheated On My Husband Men, Well Most, Are Idiots, I Love Cheating On My Husband Why? Because it's easy and fun. The funny part is he thinks he is the "man" and I am some poor helpless woman at home that "needs" him. God forbid I would be helpless without his upper middle class salary. It's ok, but nothing to brag about.

He gets up like most suckers, works his butt off from 8am to 5pm, and comes home just in time for his trophy wife to cook him a nice meal and eventually, the most boring missionary sex a woman could hope for. I can't really complain, i mean he is good to me, he just can't satisfy me. I have a few boyfriends that satisfy me sexually. God it feels so good to finally tell people this! I am not stupid like most women that cheat and tell their "close" friends. Listen ladies, if you want to cheat and never get caught, keep your mouth shut.

So I guess I owe you a story. I will talk about the first time I cheated. It was actually our wedding night. Believe it or not it's true. You see, when I met my husband a few years before we got married, I was 25 and getting up there. I knew I needed security and I needed it now before I hit 30 and became old. So I settled for him because he was a good balance. Decent job, decent looking, and most important of all, he worshiped me. I could have easily found someone much hotter, but it's tough to find a decent looking guy WITH a stable job. Most men out there are either ugly and rich, or good looking and poor.


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Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:36 am to
Your mom writes well.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:44 am to
No thanks.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:45 am to
Almost seems like a troll job



Eta: definitely a troll job
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 7:49 am
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30548 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:47 am to
chance this is truthful.... .001%
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19357 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:47 am to
quote:

The funny part is he thinks he is the "man" and I am some poor helpless woman at home that "needs" him.


quote:

I was 25 and getting up there. I knew I needed security and I needed it now before I hit 30 and became old. So I settled for him


Contradicts herself in her own "brag about being a shitty person" article. Vapid count.
Posted by applejacked
USA
Member since Mar 2015
326 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:48 am to
quote:

guy's are pigs
Why are the hot ones always so stupid?
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:51 am to
not me op. my wife knows I'm a loose cannon
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15581 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:54 am to
Manslaughter exists for good reason.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:55 am to
I'm not mad at it. If you keep your woman locked up like Rapunzel, you shouldn't expect anything less. Also if you can't frick her proper, she should be able to find someone who will. Stop being a sissy, slap her arse, pull her hair a little, call her names or something.

The best advice anyone ever gave me was; If you aren't 100% sure you're giving her the best dick of her life, you're doing her a disservice and she will find someone who will.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84081 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:56 am to
quote:

OT ballers
quote:

upper middle class salary
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
6562 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 7:57 am to
This was written by some dude looking to score points on thr Redpill reddit
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71045 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 8:04 am to
quote:

guy's are pigs


Setting her grammar aside, that's an ironic statement coming from someone who lives off of someone else's hard work while she screws everyone in town.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 8:37 am to
I hope she dies in a car fire if this is true
Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3850 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I will talk about the first time I cheated. It was actually our wedding night.


Even if this is a troll.. I really believe there are people out there like this. Who think they "win" the relationship by cheating.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71045 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 8:45 am to
There's no point in a thread if this is a troll so I'm treating it like it's real.

quote:

good looking and poor


Why can't she accept a guy who fits this description? Either learn to do without fancy stuff or get a job and earn it for yourself.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 8:47 am to
quote:

This was written by some dude looking to score points on thr Redpill reddit



Probably. It seems contrived to be someone's idea of a worst nightmare and feed into their type of cynical outlook.
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
14731 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:50 am to
The profile name was eyepretend in case y'all missed that one.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26536 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:51 am to
I know it's not my wife.. She doesn't cook...
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

I know it's not my wife.. She doesn't cook...


sadly this is true...
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