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re: So my wife received a call from one of our child's classmates mother

Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:22 am to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:22 am to
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she feels that *gasp*, you told your child a well-delivered rendition of reality that a child of 7 years can understand, and presumably, she would rather tell her daughter some "stork" bullshite.

my mom showed me "where did i come from" in 1st or 2nd grade. i knew all the deets around that age

i don't get why that's not more common. hell, it's also the best way to teach kids the "bad touch" stuff re: molestation
Posted by HarryBalzack
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:24 am to
How did she get your number?
Posted by anc
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:24 am to
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please answer my question



Not in the AP. But in the Southern suburb of Madison, Mississippi with 1st grade classes full of Aidens, Braydens and little girls with double first names
Posted by artompkins
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Member since May 2010
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:25 am to
We are dealing with the same thing, sort of. This nut job, I'll call her peanut lady, has a child with nut allergies and we follow the school guide lines on this to the letter. Peanut lady has actually been going to school at lunch time and checking the kids lunches to try and enforce her own much more restrictive guide lines for lunches. Last week, this wanker actually took lunches from several kids and threw them away before they asked her to leave. What a nightmare she is.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:25 am to
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Were we wrong or is this woman just crazy?


She's absolutely nuts. What else were you supposed to tell her what was going on with her teacher? That she's got a giant tumor growing out of her? Surely plenty of those first graders have younger siblings that have seen their mother pregnant. She's ridiculously overreacting, and it's a good thing you blew the stork myth. I really don't understand why parents get in such a hussy about their little kids knowing where babies come from.
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:26 am to
Post her number.

Eta: in retrospect with the last post talking about the stork. I can recall thinking that guys pissed in girls and that's how babies were made. I wasn't far off.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 10:28 am
Posted by PnGtiger81
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:26 am to
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my mom showed me "where did i come from" in 1st or 2nd grade. i knew all the deets around that age



Whoa....pump the brakes.

Your ma showed you a snatch/her snatch in 1st/2nd grade?

Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:26 am to
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kissed wasn't in the OP. What else are you not telling us, i think the ending to this story is mommy and daddy wrestles and baby is made.



We didn't go into detail. It was more focused on mommy and daddy deciding to have a baby. She asked if they kissed and I said yes and the conversation moved to whether she is going to be Elsa or Anna for Halloween.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:26 am to
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We are dealing with the same thing, sort of. This nut job, I'll call her peanut lady, has a child with nut allergies and we follow the school guide lines on this to the letter. Peanut lady has actually been going to school at lunch time and checking the kids lunches to try and enforce her own much more restrictive guide lines for lunches. Last week, this wanker actually took lunches from several kids and threw them away before they asked her to leave. What a nightmare she is.


my kids eat pbj every day, that would be terrible to deal with. I understand a parent not wanting her kid to die though. we have like a blackberry/blueberry allergy in one of my kids classes.
Posted by brass2mouth
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:26 am to
Why wouldn't she just hang up?
Posted by PnGtiger81
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:27 am to
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Last week, this wanker actually took lunches from several kids and threw them away before they asked her to leave. What a nightmare she is.


WHAT THE frick?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:27 am to
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Your ma showed you a snatch/her snatch in 1st/2nd grade?


a. my parents were hippies. nudity wasn't a big deal

b. it was a book/movie...which had cartoon nudity

Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18021 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:27 am to
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How did she get your number?



No idea. She called my wife's cell phone. I still have no idea who this woman is. Neither does my wife - no more than "so and so's" mom.
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:28 am to
My kids school is peanut free, not even allowed on campus
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166190 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:28 am to
quote:


We didn't go into detail. It was more focused on mommy and daddy deciding to have a baby. She asked if they kissed and I said yes and the conversation moved to whether she is going to be Elsa or Anna for Halloween.



see now you are lying to your kid cause chances are there was no kissing involved cause they were married.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9923 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:30 am to
Tell her that she is rude and hang up on her. If she calls back tell her that you don't lie to your child and if she believes good parenting equals lying to her children then you'll never hit her standards, and hang up. If she tries to call back, block her number.
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5613 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:30 am to
I get the no peanut thing and we follow it but this chick is wanting everything grown in the dirt or on a vine practically done away with to include all oils and such and any type of nut derivitive.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:30 am to
The helicopter parents are out of control. All kids are told something at school at some point that their parents would probably rather them not know. It's part of being a kid. You can't control that. I don't understand that hover mentality. I swear, that type of psycho parenting is what has led to the shitty generation of young adults we currently have. Lazy and entitled because mommy always fixes everything for them and shelters them until they're 25.
Posted by PnGtiger81
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Member since Dec 2007
17808 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:31 am to
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a. my parents were hippies. nudity wasn't a big deal


I don't think I've ever walked fully naked around my kids. They often come into the closet with me while I'm changing/getting dressed and have seen bits and pieces.

My 3 year old pointed to my nipple and said, "what's that?"

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b. it was a book/movie...which had cartoon nudity


I see
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
97620 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 10:31 am to
Damn that sucks
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