Share your actually having fun in college story here

I don't remember most the best ones and the ones I do remember probably shouldn't be shared on here

I met your mother at a party and we played a game of name the sexual position. That was quite the night.















eta: Wait, how old are you?

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knuckleballer

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is the Kent Dorfman of our generation

We used to throw theme parties pretty regularly. We would have like an entire ECA apartment packed full of people drinking and bullshitting. I miss seeing the people but I don't miss funneling all those beers.

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Waffle House at 3:00 am

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We use to go to Waffle House on a regular basis after a night of drunkenness. I have a few stories I could share, but I know everyone would think I am lying.. but i've experienced some crazy/funny (well funny to people not involved)/whatever kind of stuff at WH at 2:30-3:00AM.

For a while, the one we would go to had a lady there named Rosetta. She would always joke around with us. We use to always sing to her "rosetta rosetta, cook me something better". Now I want WH.

Got real drunk at slinkys, told the girl I was trying to frick I had tickets to the 07 Florida game if she wanted to go

She told me the game had already ended:(

I can make you a pipe and/or a beer bong in like 3.2 seconds.

One night I got too hammered to drive and passed out in my car behind JL's. I woke up right before dawn and as I reach down to put the car in drive I see a black hand chilling on the center console. I look over and there's a very large african american woman sleeping in the passenger seat. Had no idea how or why she was there. I tried repeatedly to wake her up but she wouldn't budge. I decided to drive home anyway and went to bed with her still in my car. I woke up 5-6 hours later and walked back out to find her still sleeping in my car. I tried to wake her up again and she told me "close the door man its cold, leave me alone." I then told her to wake the frick up now and call a ride or tell me where I need to bring you. She finally woke up and explained that she had gotten into a fight with her bf in tigerland and was walking around cold when she saw me and decided to warm up for a bit. I mean who wouldn't do that? I ended up bringing her to some house in North BR and her mother thanked me for being such a good samaritan. Best part was she worked at the buffalo wild wings on campus and offered to give me and my friends free wings and beer one night which we took her up on the following weekend.