re: Share your actually having fun in college story here

Girls who are "more likely to actively seek intercourse" dress for the part for every social function, not just themed parties.

If I throw a random party in June with no theme, you wouldn't be able to tell which girls dressed thinking the theme was "I want intercourse"....?? They're dressing for the theme even if there is no theme. I never wanted to dress differently for a themed party when to me it's the same situation as every other weekend, that's why I didn't care for themed parties, I'd rather wear whatever tf i wanted.

You're approaching this all wrong dude, it's not about being able to identify the sloots; it's about usually non-slutty babes tricking themselves into becoming temporarily slutty because of the false feelings of anonymity/false identity a costume provides. Seriously, if there was a good study done on the topic with honest answers from interviewees that study would find an average of 500% increased reception to the notion of letting Chad, half-assedly dressed as Captain America, penetrate them.

Did you have a girlfriend in college? When I did I hated going to parties like this because all the girls are plummaging the hell out of themselves and you're just the guy in a costume, which is a chore in itself to concoct, there with his girlfriend.

No GF throughout college and not until current, loved going to themed parties out of costume, tbh. You could say it's ironic but I'd just pick out some random stuff that had nothing to do with the theme..

One time, no idea what the theme was, but I wore Chuck's, snowboard socks and goggles, a polo with a bowtie, jorts, and a baseball cap from my LL days just because frick a theme. Sorry but got way more attention then the guys dressing for the occasion.

If your into it, then good for you. I'm not and if I'm going to dress for a party then I'm going to troll the idea and it won't matter because I'm going to look more interesting then the 20th guy in a T Party theme.

Naturally, as anonymous poster on a college sports based message board, I can assure you beyond doubt that 500% is the accepted scientifically reached figure. Females want to experience intimate contact with a partner as much as guys for the most part- the "non-slutty" ones just tend to wait for an excuse to engage in promiscuity- and a costume party, for whatever reasons, is just such an excuse.

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is just such an excuse

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So it has nothing to do with you, you needed either you or them to have an excuse?

Got it. You roofie chicks.

Do you agree that if you're good with woman it shouldn't matter what they're wearing?

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Do you agree that if you're good with woman it shouldn't matter what they're wearing?

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Not sure what this is even getting at. Have you ever been in you're 20's dude?

Banged this incredible blonde one Sunday morning.

Later that day I ran into this brunette I had been nailing for years and banged her in the afternoon.

No shower in between - Made them Eskimo sisters

I've posted this story before, but...

It was the day of the LSU Florida game in 2003. It was 230 kickoff, my friends and I started our tailgate at 430. By kickoff it had been a steady diet of bourbon, beer, and jambalaya for 10 hours. On the way to the game I shot gunned three or four beers during the walk across the quad. I stopped in Lockett hall to throw up? Everything after that is a bit fuzzy.

I got separated from my friends on the way into the student section. I ended up in the chair backs on the sideline. I vaguely remember the game. I don't know if I stayed the whole time or not.

I met two "girls" that I insisted I had gone to high school with. They were skeptical, but invited me to their tailgate nonetheless. At some point I ate boiled crabs in an rv and drank some bloody Mary's. I sobered up a bit and realized the girls were 25 to 30 years older than me. I'm pretty sure I made out with one of them.

I got in a car with some people from the tailgate who said they were going to a bar in Port Allen. I may have told them I lived there. In actuality I had never been to WBR.

I drank at the bar with these strangers for I don't know how long.

I woke up on the couch in the lobby of Hergett Hall on Sunday morning. I walked back to my apartment. When my roommates saw me they all gave me hugs. They were very close to calling the police and reporting me missing.

There are things I did in college drunk that I can't believe i did. Youth and college :nana: