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Serial poop smearer on the loose in Ridgewood, NJ
Posted on 7/5/15 at 2:41 am
Posted on 7/5/15 at 2:41 am
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Village police are asking for the public's help in identifying a young man who has taken to smearing excrement on the walls of local businesses.
In a statement released Friday, Ridgewood cops said an unidentified white male, about 5-foot-10 with short blonde hair, wearing shorts and a t-shirt, on June 20 went into the bathroom of a service station on Goffle Road.
The vandal "wiped excrement on the walls, floor and toilet" before leaving in a white van, police said.
It's the fourth such incident to occur in the last week at a Ridgewood business.
Anyone who can identify the smear-master, believed to be between the ages of 19 and 25, is asked to call detectives at 201-251-453
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Posted on 7/5/15 at 3:17 am to Jim Rockford
Sounds like a real shitty situation for all involved
Posted on 7/5/15 at 3:46 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 7/5/15 at 3:56 am to Five0
can't believe they can't solve the case..the wipings on the wall
Posted on 7/5/15 at 6:40 am to Jim Rockford
There was a guy at my high school that waged a poop terror campaign my senior year. He would poop on a paper towel on the floor and fling it up onto the ceiling. Looked like a big stinky upside down Hershey kiss and was hard to clean up being 15 feet up in the air. They started making announcements over the school PA trying to get him to turn himself in or someone to snitch him out but as far as I know he was never caught. Maybe he moved to NJ....
Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:27 am to Jim Rockford
I have a buddy from there, but he is 6'2 275 and 100% guido. He said it was an affluent area with farms and stuff
Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:27 am to armytiger16
At least he didn't poop in the urnial
Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:54 am to Jim Rockford
Have you seen the poop swatches?
Posted on 7/5/15 at 9:31 am to Jim Rockford
We had a kid who used to shite in the urinal, on the floor of the bathrooms, in lockers, and in people's school bags when I was at SPS. A couple people new who it was (including me), buy the faculty couldn't ever figure it out. IIRC, they even offered a $20 reward
Called him the "uni-pooper"
Called him the "uni-pooper"
This post was edited on 7/5/15 at 9:32 am
Posted on 7/5/15 at 9:45 am to Hammertime
Reminds me of a friend who picked up this girl. He didn't want to see her again so the only logical thing to do was to take a poop and smear it on her garage.
Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:55 am to jmarto1
Obviously logical
Posted on 7/5/15 at 11:31 am to Hammertime
uni-pooper.
Knew who the kid was. He passed away of cancer some years back. Did you go to SPS in the mid to late 90's?
Knew who the kid was. He passed away of cancer some years back. Did you go to SPS in the mid to late 90's?
Posted on 7/5/15 at 1:01 pm to chunk
What else would you expect from those that live in that hell hole
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