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Posted on 5/28/17 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9131 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 8:54 pm to
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Good to see I wasn't alone LOL



No kidding... The bra section always got me. The panties didn't do much because the all had their legs crossed in that awkward pose.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 9:05 pm to
splain what an old fart be
This post was edited on 5/28/17 at 9:06 pm
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21912 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 9:35 pm to
If you put cable box on the Spice channel and the tv on 2 it would come in somewhat clear. Then when I turned 14 I got my first job and with it a TV, the very next thing I bought was a cable descrambler, best $150 I ever spent. Then I bought my own VCR. I would record an hour or so of the Spice channel and sell it for $10-15. Made me a few bucks. Never thought I see the day that you could watch anything on your phone. I remember my grand parents use to rent a phone from the phone company.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26972 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 9:38 pm to
The Friends "Free Porn" episode aired really close to a weekend where the Spice channel came on at my Buddies house for free. We went out that night, as usual, and got drunk. We came home and turned on the TV and there was porn. I just sat there in a drunken haze watching porn and refusing to sleep because it was free porn.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76220 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:24 pm to
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I can remember downloading Playboy pictures in middle school, at 1200 bps - modem speeds.

We use to use Z protocol and set a batch file to download.

And if someone would call the phone line while we were connected we will get disconnected and have to dial back in.

These kids today have no idea how good they have it.

That's better than some of us had it. It was college before I had internet porno. In middle school it was stealing penthouses, SI swimsuit issues, and my imagination. Which sucked dick.
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:31 pm to
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Clown question, bro.

Phone porn? Closest I ever got was a Sears catalog talking to my girl over the "operator, number please" days.

And yes, it was just as good!
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13815 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:31 pm to
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my rotary phone with our party line Man, I forgot about party lines. Now that you mention it, I remember my sister being nosy and always getting in trouble for trying to stay on the phone and listen to others' conversations.
my old man said you had to be careful talking shite on the neghbors. Hell when I was a kid we only had to dial 4 numbers for a local call.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:35 pm to
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The hope of this is why we stormed the beaches at Normandy.

Winner of the Internet today: Master of Sinanju
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:54 pm to
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Hell when I was a kid we only had to dial 4 numbers for a local call.

Same here.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65543 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:59 pm to
That's either a boob or a horse.



At least the audio was klar.
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:01 pm to
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:46 pm to
Wait.. There's Brazilian fart porn? BRB.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 4:39 am to
I spanked to whatever provacative images of women were in my house. Women's bra and underwear ads were always a go to. And my mom had some romance novels with drawings of women being ravished on the covers wearing dresses that were drawn way up the leg or hanging on by a thread at the tits.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25483 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:28 am to
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Watching Real Sex on HBO, which meant sneaking to the TV real late after the parents were asleep, was the pinnacle.


Watching real sex and trying to time the ejaculation to avoid a scene about some fatass nude camp or transexual shite was an art form.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:15 am to
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I grow up in a time of playboy magazines and slow internet speeds.


Internet? WTF was that?

We had these. Try being caller 9 with this thing.

Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19049 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:32 am to
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Did you ever think that you'd be able to stream adult content on your phone?


Whats the big deal? I watch porn every night when I turn on network TV...
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Member since Dec 2013
11839 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:47 am to
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I graduated college in 1984, and nobody I knew had a home computer.


In 1984 I had both a Commodore Vic 20 and a Commodore 64. I was in the eighth grade and writing simple game programs to share with my friends. I could not fathom the idea of making money using computers... much less seeing porn and my neighbor pounding his fat wife on a home-vid site.

I don't think anyone will ever realize how dirty of a girl Tanya Roberts in Beastmaster actually was in a young 8th grader's mind.
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 8:48 am
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:58 am to
Girls Gone Wild commercials late at night
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
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1260 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:00 am to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76220 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:59 am to
Always a lot of fat guy penis on Real Sex. I guess that's what viewers wanted
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