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re: PSA: Don't recline your seat back on flights

Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:20 am to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20015 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:20 am to
Ham beasts are just......uhh....fat.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30545 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:20 am to
I hate fat people on airplanes. I was flying recently and had a huge woman come sit next to me. She took 5 minutes to fit herself into the seat, huffing and puffing the whole way through. Finally she was squished into the seat and spilling out over and under the armrest. Not 2 minutes later she asked me if she could pull up the armrest, and she exploded out from behind it. Next thing you know I'm pressed up against a cooked ham and a beef tenderloin. Luckily I was flying with my wife and I pulled up the armrest we shared and scooted over. But damn if that wasnt the fattest woman ive ever seen on an airplane
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:24 am to
Why'd your wife have you in the middle?
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:26 am to
I'm only 5'10" but I get claustrophobic on flights pretty quick. You know what I do? Spend the extra $20-$60 and get either an exit row or the first row of economy. On really long flights I spring for economy plus.

Last month I was on a 777 from DFW to London and no one around me reclined their seat, thank God because those recline waaaay back.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13530 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

At 6'4" you might consider a seat in 1st class for the room.


Get out of here with your logic
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:55 am to
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 7:53 am
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 9:57 am to
quote:

the ham beast
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:00 am to
I sure don't miss flying commercial.

At least bum up to first class if you're gonna be a batch about the seat
Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12575 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Stop reclining your seat backs on flights. It's rude as frick


I will always recline my seat back. and no, its not rude.. its my right.. get a exit seat or sit first class or suffer.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:27 am to
I'm glad I'm smart enough to book bulkhead and exit rows.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20483 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

they're lazy, trashy, & entitled. Flying for her means she's somebody. Her Facebook page is full of details about her flight.



Do you find it odd that you just described the OP as well?
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9255 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Trashy people know they're lesser people than the rest of us. Any time they can get a dig in on someone better than them, they're going to take it.


This. For God's sake, remember this. Everywhere you go.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:37 am to
I wouldn't put much into that quote considering the guy that posted it said in the same post he can't afford first class
Posted by jtb0001
London
Member since Oct 2010
81 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:54 am to
When I fly my drone over your property are you going to bitch and/or shoot it down?

Just because the seat has the option to recline doesn't mean it is always polite to recline.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 10:55 am to
You'd be very surprised how many people pay for 1st class these days. Not all upgrades - not even close.
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7335 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 11:12 am to
I was amazed at the herd that booked first class from ATL-MSY the other day. One dude was bragging to his buddy in coach. For 1 hour take off to touch down I can't drink enough to make up the difference.

What I like more than anything in F is the power outlets on some DL planes. That is worth its weight in gold.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 11:14 am to
There should absolutely be a weight limit.

"Sorry, but your fat arse is gonna have to drive to Seattle..."
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

especially after listening to her white trash smoker's cackle laugh as she recounted the story of her thigh tattoo

Intriguing, I'm sorry I couldn't have been there.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 11:30 am to
Perhaps you could start a handicapped group, whose handicap is excessive height. Then you could demand accommodations from the airlines, like exit row seating at no extra charge.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72026 posts
Posted on 8/16/15 at 12:12 pm to
HA! Suck it, you tall SOB!

Short people win!
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